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Velasquez Alstott is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been playing since Season One.

Official League Records

On Day 92 of Season 2, Alstott hit a game-winning double home run in the ninth inning against the Dallas Steaks, helping to keep the Shoe Thieves in the running for a contentious playoff race.

History

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Personal Lie

Velasquez is the infant daughter of Canada Moist Talkers player Kennedy Alstott. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to adult professional athletes she is below average. During Season 3, Alstott's parent Kennedy Alstott of the Moist Talkers was incinerated, leaving Velasquez orphaned. Soon after, she was found staring into a broken mirror in a truck stop bathroom and carving a seven-armed figure out of soap. When asked about this incident by reporters, she declined to comment, stating it was "nappy time".

Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical teeth among all Blaseball players, disputed by fellow Shoe Thieves player Blankenship Fischer until their incineration. During Fischer's incineration on day 75 of Season 3, one of Fischer's teeth became detatched from their body and landed at Alstott's feet. She later had the tooth inscribed with various symbols of unknown origin and now wears it as a necklace.

Blaseball Career

Following the Shoes vs Steaks game on Day 92 of Season 2, Alstott gained the nickname "Twofer", referencing the double home run, her age (two years old), and her two-star player rating.

Following the Incineration of Shoe Thieves pitcher Matteo Prestige on Alstott's third birthday in Season 3, Alstott changed her walk-up music to the classic show tune "Empty Chairs At Empty Tables".

Alstott specializes in stealing glolf cleats.

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