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Following the Incineration of Shoe Thieves pitcher [[Matteo Prestige]] on Alstott's third birthday in Season 3, Alstott changed her walk-up music to the classic show tune "Empty Chairs At Empty Tables". | Following the Incineration of Shoe Thieves pitcher [[Matteo Prestige]] on Alstott's third birthday in Season 3, Alstott changed her walk-up music to the classic show tune "Empty Chairs At Empty Tables". | ||
| − | Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical [[teeth]] among all Blaseball players, disputed by fellow Shoe Thieves player [[Blankenship Fischer]]. | + | Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical [[teeth]] among all Blaseball players, disputed by fellow Shoe Thieves player [[Blankenship Fischer]] until their Incineration. |
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| + | During Fischer's Incineration on day 75 of Season 3, one of Fischer's teeth became detatched from their body and landed at Alstott's feet. She later had the tooth inscribed with various symbols of unknown origin and now wears it as a necklace. | ||
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Revision as of 00:38, 7 August 2020
Velazquez Alstott is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves and the infant daughter of Canada Moist Talkers player Kennedy Alstott. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to adult professional athletes she's below average.
On Day 92 of Season 2, Alstott hit a game winning double home run in the ninth inning against the Dallas Steaks, helping to keep the Shoe Thieves in the running for a contentious playoff race. Following this game, Alstott gained the nickname "Twofer", referencing the double home run as well as her age (two years old) and her two-star player rating.
During Season 3, Alstott's parent Kennedy Alstott of the Moist Talkers was Incinerated, leaving Velazquez Alstott orphaned. Soon after, Alstott was found staring into a broken mirror in a truck stop bathroom and carving a seven-armed figure out of soap. When asked about this incident by reporters, she declined to comment, stating it was "nappy time".
Following the Incineration of Shoe Thieves pitcher Matteo Prestige on Alstott's third birthday in Season 3, Alstott changed her walk-up music to the classic show tune "Empty Chairs At Empty Tables".
Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical teeth among all Blaseball players, disputed by fellow Shoe Thieves player Blankenship Fischer until their Incineration.
During Fischer's Incineration on day 75 of Season 3, one of Fischer's teeth became detatched from their body and landed at Alstott's feet. She later had the tooth inscribed with various symbols of unknown origin and now wears it as a necklace.
