Velasquez Alstott

Velasquez Alstott
Basic Information
Team	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Alive
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her
Nickname(s)	"Twofer"
Species	Baby
Other Background Information
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Velasquez Alstott is a hitter for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been playing since Season One.

Official League Records

On Day 92 of Season 2, Alstott hit a game-winning double home run in the ninth inning against the Dallas Steaks, helping to keep the Shoe Thieves in the running for a contentious playoff race.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Lie

Velazquez is the infant daughter of Canada Moist Talkers player Kennedy Alstott. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to adult professional athletes she is below average. During Season 3, Alstott's parent Kennedy Alstott of the Moist Talkers was incinerated, leaving Velazquez orphaned. Soon after, she was found staring into a broken mirror in a truck stop bathroom and carving a seven-armed figure out of soap. When asked about this incident by reporters, she declined to comment, stating it was "nappy time".

Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical teeth among all Blaseball players, disputed by fellow Shoe Thieves player Blankenship Fischer until their incineration. During Fischer's incineration on day 75 of Season 3, one of Fischer's teeth became detatched from their body and landed at Alstott's feet. She later had the tooth inscribed with various symbols of unknown origin and now wears it as a necklace.

Blaseball Career

Following the Shoes vs Steaks game on Day 92 of Season 2, Alstott gained the nickname "Twofer", referencing the double home run, her age (two years old), and her two-star player rating.

Following the Incineration of Shoe Thieves pitcher Matteo Prestige on Alstott's third birthday in Season 3, Alstott changed her walk-up music to the classic show tune "Empty Chairs At Empty Tables".

Alstott specializes in stealing glolf cleats.