Valentine Games
Valentine Games is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
On day 98 of Season 3, Valentine Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction! This increased his rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.
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Accessories
Valentine Games's bat is called the Love Letter. Gifted to them by the Spies team managers, it is made of wood that has undergone a #########!1????? treatment before its final coat of finish is applied.
In his pocket, he carries an ornamental shell comb gifted to him by the late Combs Duende, who showed him how to take his abundant 2C hair to the next level (the secret is salt).
Their other pockets are largely empty - while on the Spies, they were officially reprimanded twice by their handlers for not carrying their emergency kit on their person while on the job. Luckily, on the Tacos, the rules are a little more lax, because it's hard to keep track of the contents of an infinite number of pockets. Wait, is that a chocolate bar?
