Valentine Games/IF-85.118

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Valentine Games's bat is called the Love Letter. Gifted to them by the Spies team managers, it is made of wood that has undergone a #########!1????? treatment before its final coat of finish is applied.

In his pocket, he carries an ornamental shell comb gifted to him by the late Combs Duende, who showed him how to take his abundant 2C hair to the next level (the secret is salt).

Their other pockets are largely empty - while on the Spies, they were officially reprimanded twice by their handlers for not carrying their emergency kit on their person while on the job. Luckily, on the Tacos, the rules are a little more lax, because it's hard to keep track of the contents of an infinite number of pockets. Wait, is that a chocolate bar?