Valentine Games

Valentine Games
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Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Alive
Batting	★★★1/2
Pitching	★★★
Defense	★★★
Running	★★★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Blacking Out
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	86
Soulscream	IAEUAIAEUAIHAAUHHAAUHH

Valentine Games is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

On day 98 of Season 3, Valentine Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction! This increased his rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Infinite Variety Hour

Upon joining the Tacos, Valentine once again tried to get their TV show on the air. With help from Basilio Fig, who had recently come into stardom as Tree #4 in the hit movie 'The Bee Mlovie', the script was picked up in every version of LA at once. The show varies from LA to LA and is widely heralded by critics as "Confusing", "Incomprehensible", and "No seriously what's going on here". Rumours that the Houston Spies have stitched together a coherent "true version" from bits of footage from each LA's version are described by the Spies as "Unfounded" and "Please ignore the cassette reel labelled 'Top Secret'".

The rest of the Tacos have been cast as a wide variety of bit parts for various episodes of the shows, and footage of them in various costumes crops up from time to time. Fig, as well as Peanut Bong (whose ability to utilize cartoon logic is a major asset to the special effects department), play more major roles and are also close friends with Val even off-set.