During his brief stint on the Millennials, Valentine produced and directed a single-episode pilot of The Valentine Games, a reality television show. When Games was transferred to the Spies, the pitch was withdrawn and the pilot was never aired.
The show was pitched to networks as a thrilling combination obstacle course and dating show. However, those who have stumbled upon the copy of the final cut left in the Millennials' team apartment report that it consists entirely of:
1. layered soft-focus color footage of a Double-crested Cormorant catching fish near an unknown shore
2. cut with grainy 16mm footage of an unknown subject in a raincoat, sweeping a section of beach with a broom
3. overlaid with audio sourced from news coverage of the 1998 Two Elk Lodge fire in Vail, CO