Valentine Games

Valentine Games
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Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Alive
Batting	★★★1/2
Pitching	★★★
Defense	★★★
Running	★★★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Blacking Out
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	86
Soulscream	IAEUAIAEUAIHAAUHHAAUHH

Valentine Games is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

On day 98 of Season 3, Valentine Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction! This increased his rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Interdimensional Rumor Mill

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DEPARTMENTAL MEMO (PLAYER RESOURCES). STATUS: LEVEL 2

F. -- we've lost Games. And no, I'm not talking about our middling Season 11 record. He's gone native. We sent them to investigate the Normal PheNomenon a year and a half ago and I don't think any of the dispatches she's sent back since are legitimate. They're just -- jokes, or magazine cutouts -- we haven't technically lost contact but they have given us no useful information whatsoever -- we have footage of them taunting M. over his failed attempts at remote memory modifications -- none of these maps describe anyplace in our records, although that might be an effect of the spatial anomalies inherent to Los Angelii -- I decoded one of her last messages and all that was in it was a recipe for tomatillo salsa and what appears to be a crude drawing of the Monitor. What is he doing? What are they up to? What is going on? We can't retrieve them for at least the next year -- nothing but black holes and sunny days as far as the eye can see.