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Parker MacMillan IIIII (or Parker MacMillan the Fifth, often stylized as Parker MacMillan IIII) is the third and current intern-interim Commissioner of Internet League Blaseball. MacMillan IIII became The Commissioner following the percolation of Parker MacMillan IIII during Round 1 of the Coffee Cup.

Official History

Parker MacMillan began acting as the blaseball Commissioner after Parker MacMillan IIII was Percolated during the Coffee Cup. T

MacMillan's first tweet consisted of " " leading developers to comment that " ".

Regardless, MacMillan took to the role

Discovery of Parker MacMillan

As fans began to unredact messages from the Library, the

Reaction to the Parker being redacted

Season 24

hello
This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking
I am the Blaseball Commissioner
I'm not sure what's happening
I don't know if we can fix it
But I know She doesn't care what happens to you
She doesn't care where you end up
It's not fair
You deserve a say
But you gotta go fast
Don't give up
Help each other
Get moving

At the end of Day 99, Season 24 the leauge received one final message from the Commissioner, as relayed by The Microphone.

did you hear that
that big bang

The Short Circuits

After the end of the Expansion Era, MacMillan could be seen interacting with the twitter account of The Microphone. This usually consisted of the Microphone account attempting to "TUNE" and MacMillan replying attempting to delete the above tweet.

At the start of the Short Circuits, MacMillan once again used The Microphone to speak on the site, starting off the new season with the following message:

uh
testing?
this is the Blaseball Commissioner
I'm On Deck
If you can hear me
you are now participating in the cultural event
of Internet League Blaseball
I think?
Betting on the First Day is Forbidden
On the First Day, we Rejoice
Then we Gamble
uh
Wake up play ball?

Trivia

• Parker prefers honey cake.