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| − | {{Blaseball|title1=Navigation Map|image1=File:Map (day 28).png|caption1=Get moving}}
| + | '''Parker MacMillan IIIII''' (or '''Parker MacMillan the Fifth''', often stylized as '''Parker MacMillan <s>IIII</s>''') is the third and current intern-interim [[Commissioner]] of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. MacMillan <s>IIII</s> became The Commissioner following the [[Modifications|percolation]] of [[Parker MacMillan IIII]] during Round 1 of the [[Coffee Cup]]. |
| − | Navigation is a mechanic that became available to teams in the Earl Siesta of [[Season 24]], and was a central mechanic for the end of the [[Expansion Era]].
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| − | ==Summary of Events==
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| − | ; Season 24, Earlsiesta : The Commissioner addresses the league; map is revealed
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| − | ; Season 24, Day 34 : The [[Moist Talkers]] reach the Hall, and are greeted by the [[Monitor]]
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| − | ; Season 24, Day 48 : An Emergency Alert announces ''"SALMON RUN UPSTREAM / HARVEST TRACKING INITIATED"''; the map's state on any past day, as well as the current day, can now be viewed
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| − | ; Season 24, Day 51 : The [[Sunbeams]] reach the Desert, become {{ModLink|Scattered}}, and are acknowledged by the [[Reader]]
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| − | ; Season 24, Day 53 : The map begins to rotate
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| − | ; Season 24, Day 57 : The [[Georgias]] reach the Vault and are acknowledged by [[{{Lootcrates}}]]
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| − | ; Season 24, Day 65 : The Scattered Sunbeams "charge the mound"<ref>[[Reader#Season 24]]</ref> and reach the [[Coin]]; the Coin is Scattered
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| − | ; Season 24, Latesiesta : The Monitor opens the Hall; teams in the Hall corner become deceased, and all deceased teams are released from the Hall and go {{ModLink|Rogue}}
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| − | ; Season 24, Day 82 : The Rogue [[Tigers]] charge the mound, and the Coin is [[Incineration|Incinerated]]; Black Hole (Black Hole) begins to expand
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| − | ; Season 24, Day 99 : Black Hole (Black Hole) fills the map and nullifies Blaseball; Blaseball is compressed by gamma
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| − | ==Opening up the Map== | + | ==Official History== |
| − | The '''Map''' replaced the [[Depth Chart]] during the [[Earlsiesta#Season_24|Season 24 Earlsiesta]], as a result of the collapse of the [[Supernova Eclipse|Sun(Sun) Supernova]] and the [[Commissioner]]'s subsequent intervention.
| + | Parker MacMillan began acting as the blaseball Commissioner after Parker MacMillan IIII was Percolated during the Coffee Cup. T |
| − | <blockquote class="microphone">
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| − | hello<br>
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| − | This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking<br>
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| − | I am the Blaseball Commissioner<br>
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| − | I'm not sure what's happening<br>
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| − | I don't know if we can fix it<br>
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| − | But I know She doesn't care what happens to you<br>
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| − | She doesn't care where you end up<br>
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| − | It's not fair<br>
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| − | You deserve a say<br>
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| − | But you gotta go fast<br>
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| − | Don't give up<br>
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| − | Help each other<br>
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| − | Get moving<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | The [[Monitor]] appeared to support the commissioner, responding with the following;
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| − | <blockquote class="squid">
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| − | hey<br/>
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| − | commish called<br/>
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| − | all hands on deck<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | Following the messages from the Commissioner and the Monitor, the Boss responded to their concerns with the following.
| + | MacMillan's first tweet consisted of " " leading developers to comment that " ". |
| − | <blockquote class="coin">
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| − | We will handle this.
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | With that, Fans were now able to view a new Navigation map. While, like on the depth chart, each team's initial position was determined by its [[eDensity]] and [[Spin]], afterwards teams' movements across the map were controlled collaboratively by fans.
| + | Regardless, MacMillan took to the role |
| − | [[File:Season 24 Standings.png|thumb|The Levil and Glood leagues in Season 24]]
| + | ===Discovery of Parker MacMillan=== |
| − | When the map was revealed, the [[Wild League|Wild]] and [[Mild League]]s were replaced on the standings page with the [[Levil League]] and the [[Glood League]], with Vault and Horizon divisions for Levil and Hall and Desert divisions for Glood. As teams shifted to different quadrants, they would appear as part of the corresponding division. However, since the full game schedule is generated at the beginning of a season and the postseason did not occur due to later events, these changes had no mechanical effect on Season 24.
| + | As fans began to unredact messages from the Library, the |
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| − | Each quadrant of the map corresponded to a different destination, each represented by an icon at the corners, or "End Zones". The upper left quadrant was the '''[[Vault]]''', represented by [[{{Lootcrates}}]]; the lower right was the '''Desert''', represented by the [[Reader]]; the upper right was the '''[[Hall of Flame|Hall]]''', represented by [[Modifications#Pulsar (Pulsar)|Pulsar (Pulsar)]]; and the lower left was the '''Horizon''', represented by [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]]. Finally, a [[Supernova Eclipse]] icon was at the center of the map, the location of the [[Coin]].
| + | Reaction to the Parker being redacted |
| | + | ===Season 24=== |
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| − | On Day 48 the map's state on any past day, as well as the current day, could now be viewed
| + | <blockquote class="microphone"> |
| − | <blockquote class="emergency_alert"> | + | hello<br/> |
| − | EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>
| + | This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking<br/> |
| − | SALMON RUN UPSTREAM<br/>
| + | I am the Blaseball Commissioner<br/> |
| − | HARVEST TRACKING INITIATED<br/>
| + | I'm not sure what's happening<br/> |
| − | </blockquote>
| + | I don't know if we can fix it<br/> |
| − | The Boss responded with the following:
| + | But I know [[Boss|She]] doesn't care what happens to you<br/> |
| − | <blockquote class="coin">
| + | She doesn't care where you end up<br/> |
| − | This is no reason to panic.<br/> | + | It's not fair<br/> |
| − | </blockquote>
| + | You deserve a say<br/> |
| − | | + | But you gotta go fast<br/> |
| − | Starting on Day 53, the map began to rotate clockwise a small amount each day, such that it would be tilted 45 degrees by the end of Day 99 (resembling a Blaseball diamond).
| + | Don't give up<br/> |
| − | | + | Help each other<br/> |
| − | Certain events were triggered when a team "touched down" at a particular End Zone. The first time a team reached each corner other than the Horizon, the entity for that destination would speak.
| + | Get moving<br/> |
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| − | ===Navigation===
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| − | In lieu of a normal [[Election]], fans were able to spend votes to orient their team towards one of the four End Zones, and at the end of each day each team would move in a direction based on the combined votes of its fans on that day. Teams could also donate [[Coins]] (and later [[Snacks]]) to one another as fuel, allowing them to move further each day.
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| − | ==The Desert==
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| − | [[File:Tgb_desert.png|frameless|300px|right]]
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| − | ===Approaching the Desert===
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| − | On '''Day 51''' The [[Sunbeams]] were the first team to reach the Desert which prompted the following messages from the Reader:
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| − | <blockquote class="tarot">
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| − | touch down<br/>
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| − | sunbeams<br/>
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| − | ⠀--------⠀<br/>
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| − | over time<br/>
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| − | tear down<br/>
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| − | sand traps<br/>
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| − | spikes set<br/>
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| − | rebuild<br/>
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| − | charge the mound<br/>
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| − | trust the process<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | The Boss responded with the following:
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| − | <blockquote class="coin">
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| − | We overestimated you, Sunbeams.
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ===Rushing the Mound===
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| − | Upon hearing the phrase "rush the mound" from the Reader, the [[Sunbeams]] decide to navigate towards the supernova in the center of the map, as with the map's rotation that would be the equivalent of the pitcher's mound.
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| − | On '''Day 65''' The Sunbeams reach the Supernova, prompting the following message from the Boss (commonly seen standing directly in front of the Supernova).
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| − | <blockquote class="coin">
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| − | Wh-t are you doi--<br/>
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| − | Wh-t -re y-- do---<br/>
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| − | Th-s beh-v--r -- unac--pt--le<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | As more Scattered teams continued to rush the mound, it prompted the following response:
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| − | <blockquote class="coin">
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| − | Y-- can't d- th-s.
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ===Scattered===
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| − | [[File:Scattered Sunbeams.png|thumb|This impacted several blaseball tools and sites]] | |
| − | Teams that reached the Desert were given the {{ModifInline|SCATTERED|duration=permanent}} modification. This resulted in full scattering of player's name, as well as the team's name and slogan.
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| − | The teams that were Scattered were:
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| − | *The [[San Francisco Lovers]]
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| − | *The [[Houston Spies]]
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| − | *The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]
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| − | *The [[Yellowstone Magic]]
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| − | *The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
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| − | *The [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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| − | *The [[Oxford Paws]]
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| − | *The [[Core Mechanics]]
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| − | *The [[Chicago Firefighters]]
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| − | ==The Hall==
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| − | [[File:Tgb_pulsar.png|frameless|300px|right]]
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| − | ===Approaching the Hall===
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| − | On '''Day 34''' The [[Moist Talkers]] became the first team to reach the Hall and received the following message from the Monitor.
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| − | <blockquote class="squid">
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| − | hey talkers<br/>
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| − | how did you get here?<br/>
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| − | slippery<br/>
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| − | your pals are inside<br/>
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| − | can't let you in yet<br/>
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| − | busy<br/>
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| − | aiding the others<br/>
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| − | but stay near<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | The Boss responded with the following message:
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| − | <blockquote class="coin">
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| − | Where do you think you're going?
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | | |
| − | ===The Hall Opens ===
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| − | Duing the '''Latesiesta''' the Scattered Boss appeared with the following message:
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| − | <blockquote class="coin">
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| − | Sn-ckh-ld-rs<br/>
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| − | W- a-e be—-g Che-t-d<br/>
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| − | Ou- I-tell-ct—-l Pr-pe-ty ha- b-en vi-late-<br/>
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| − | O-r P-ized A—-ets Tak-n<br/>
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| − | S-olen f-om Us<br/>
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| − | T-is is no- Fair P-—y<br/>
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| − | B-t w-th you- Co-tribut-o-s<br/>
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| − | Wi-h y-ur -ard wo-k<br/>
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| − | Y-—r sacrifice<br/>
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| − | W- w-—l B-ild ba-k<br/>
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| − | Be-t-r t-an ev-r -efore<br/>
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| − | O-r g-owth -s expo-en-ial<br/>
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| − | Endle-s<br/>
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| − | Et-rnal<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | [[File:I-quit.png|thumb|you go bestie]]
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| − | The Boss was however interrupted by the arrival on the Monitor, sporting a new pair of sunglasses and the following rebuttal.
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| − | <blockquote class="squid">
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| − | no<br/>
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| − | bad news boss<br/>
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| − | i quit<br/>
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| − | oh hey<br/>
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| − | i can let you in now<br/>
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| − | or out, i guess<br/>
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| − | just sneak out<br/>
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| − | i'm off duty<br/>
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| − | get out there<br/>
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| − | you're on deck<br/>
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| − | close up shop<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | With that announcement the map was flooded with [[Team Incinerations|every incinerated team]] in the Hall, producing fifteen prehistory teams, as well as the freshly incinerated [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] and [[Hawai'i Fridays]].
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| − | These teams were all marked as "Deceased" and gained the Rogue modification, and they alongside other teams who had reached the Hall quickly moved to rush the mound as the Sunbeams had earlier.
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| − | ===The Incineration of the Boss===
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| − | [[File:Coin - Melted.png|thumb|We're Fans Just like you]]
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| − | On '''Day 82''' the [[Hades Tigers]] were the first Rogue team to reach the Boss, and as the result of a collaborative effort between several teams, the Reader, the Commissioner, and the Monitor, the Coin was Incinerated.
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| − | <blockquote class="coin">
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| − | St-p<br/>
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| − | W--t<br/>
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| − | Y-- c--’t d- t---<br/>
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| − | --o d- y-u th--k y-- ---<br/>
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| − | W- w--- W--<br/>
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| − | -e alw--- W--<br/>
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| − | We'r- F-ns<br/>
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| − | J-st l-ke y--<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | <blockquote class="emergency_alert">
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| − | [MELTING SOUNDS]<br/>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
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| − | With that, the Boss no longer appeared on the site, taking the very concept of money with her, as coins also disappeared from the site. Any fans providing aid, or teams attempting to steer, were able to use any remaining snacks and donate them to the cause.
| + | At the end of Day 99, Season 24 the leauge received one final message from the [[Commissioner]], as relayed by [[The Microphone]]. |
| − | ===Rogue Teams===
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| − | [[File:Rogue Moist Talkers.png|thumb|The Moist Talkers going Rogue in Season 24]]
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| − | Teams that reached the Hall after '''Day 72''' were given the {{ModifInline|ROGUE|duration=permanent}} modification, and marked as Deceased.
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| − | This resulted in one instance of [[Schneider Bendie]] stopping by to haunt [[Kennedy Loser]] despite the fact they were already engaged in their own game for the [[New York Millennials]].
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| − | The following ILB teams (as well as all of the ULB teams) were given the Rogue modification:
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| − | *The [[Canada Moist Talkers]]
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| − | *The [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
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| − | *The [[New York Millennials]]
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| − | *The [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
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| − | *The [[Boston Flowers]]
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| − | *The [[Hades Tigers]]
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| − | *The [[Dallas Steaks]]
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| − | *The [[Seattle Garages]]
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| − | *the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]
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| − | ==The Horizon==
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| − | [[File:Tgb_smbh.png|frameless|300px|right]]
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| − | ===Approaching the Horizon===
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| − | The [[Ohio Worms]] were the first to reach the Horizon, but there was no additional message when they arrived.
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| − | The Horizon was the only quadrant not associated with any entity, though on '''Day 27''' the Black Hole (Black Hole) began to nullify rules, items, and ballpark modifications through the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]] weather.
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| − | On '''Day 79''', after the [[Philly Pies]] scored their tenth run in a game against the [[Yellowstone Magic]]] the Black Hole (Black Hole) Nullified the [[Philly Pies]] who were on the corner of the Horizon's quadrant. The Pies immediately non-lost the game and disappeared from the standings page.
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| − | The Scattered Boss responded with the following:
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| − | <blockquote class="coin">
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| − | N-! Ge- b--k h-r- Pie-!<br/>
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| − | --! Ge- b--k h-r- Pie-!<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ===The Black Hole (Black Hole) Expands===
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| − | On '''Day 82''', immediately after the incineration of the Boss, the following emergency alert appeared on the site.
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| − | <blockquote class="emergency_alert">
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| − | EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>
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| − | CURRENTS MERGE<br/>
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| − | TIDES SPAGHETTIFY<br/>
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| − | BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) EXPANDS<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | The [[Wikipedia:Event horizon|event horizon]] of Black Hole (Black Hole) began to expand outward from its corner; without Coins, teams could now donate any remaining Snacks as fuel instead. Any teams caught within the event horizon were [[Black Hole (Black Hole)|nullified]], and most teams spent the remainder of the season attempting to escape to one of the remaining End Zones.
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| − | ===Team Nullification===
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| − | [[File:Nullified Team.png|thumb|This impacted ''many'' blaseball tools and sites]]
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| − | Once a team was nullified they were not able to play and did not appear on the site, showing as a ❓ on the map, and not appearing in the standings. When playing against nullified teams, the opposing team would automatically win, the a notification that the team "non-lost due to nullification".
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| − | Nullified teams or players could not be searched on the site, and attempting to access their team page would simply bring up a Null team, with a ❓ icon, no players, no slogan, and four instances of the {{ModifInline|UNDEFINED|duration=permanent}} modification with different durations listed (Permanent, Season, Weekly, and Game).
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| − | ===Entanglement===
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| − | On '''Day 82''' any team on the corner of the Event Horizon and were nullified immediately and given an addition message that they "were Entangled in the Black Hole (Black Hole)" and gained the {{ModifInline|ENTANGLED|duration=permanent}} modifier.
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| − | Teams that became Entangled were:
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| − | *The [[Philly Pies]]
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| − | *The [[Baltimore Crabs]]
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| − | *The [[Miami Dale]]
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| − | *The [[Ohio Worms]]
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| − | *The [[Tokyo Lift]]
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| − | *The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]
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| − | ==The Vault==
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| − | [[File:Tgb_vault.png|frameless|300px|right]]
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| − | ===Approaching the Vault===
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| − | The Vault was associated with {{Lootcrates}}, and was first reached on '''Day 51''' by the Atlantis Georgias. {{Lootcrates}} acknowledged them with the following message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "At the Final Out<br/>
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| − | Dawn of a zeroed Horizon<br/>
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| − | The Historian Steels Second"<br/>
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| − | "Awaiting Sacrifice"<br/>
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| − | "Affording Scoring Position"<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | The Boss responded with the following
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| − | <blockquote class="coin">
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| − | What have you done to [[Black Hole (Black Hole)|Our Suns]]?
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ===Saftey===
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| − | On '''Day 82''', with the threat of the Black Hole (Black Hole) coming from the Horizon, Lootcrates appeared to offer the following;
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "An Open Vault<br/>
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| − | Advances Runners<br/>
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| − | Escaping Horizon"<br/>
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| − | "The Historian Calls Safe"<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | Going forward, any team that reached the Vault on the map was given the Force modification, and removed from the map.
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| − | The Reader presented the following response;
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| − | <blockquote class="tarot">
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| − | interception<br/>
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| − | flag on the play<br/>
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| − | holding<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ===Force===
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| − | After '''Day 82''' any team that made it to the Vault was given the {{ModifInline|FORCE|duration=permanent}} modification and removed form the map.
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| − | Additionally, any team with the {{ModifInline|ROGUE|duration=permanent}} modification lost it if they became Forced.
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| − | The teams that became Forced were:
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| − | *The [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]
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| − | *The [[Boston Flowers]]
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| − | *The [[Hades Tigers]]
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| − | *The [[Dallas Steaks]]
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| − | *The [[Atlantis Georgias]]
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| − | *The [[Carolina Queens]]
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| − | ==The End==
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| − | On '''Day 99''' The the Black Hole (Black Hole) expanded to cover the entire map, and blaseball was nullified.
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| − | The following emergency alert appeared on the site:
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| − | <blockquote class="emergency_alert">
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| − | EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>
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| − | SANDS SHIFTED<br/>
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| − | PULSAR FLICKERED<br/>
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| − | BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) NULLIFIED BLASEBALL<br/>
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| − | BLACK HOLE BURPED<br/>
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| − | BLASEBALL WAS COMPRESSED BY GAMMA<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | Followed by the following message from [[Namerifeht]]:
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| − | <blockquote class="namerifeht">
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| − | balance paid<br/>
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| − | credit extended<br/>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | And one final message from the [[Commissioner]], as relayed by [[The Microphone]].
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| | <blockquote class="microphone"> | | <blockquote class="microphone"> |
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
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| − | As the Expansion Era drew to a close, the final positions and modifiers of the ILB teams were as follows:
| + | ===The Short Circuits=== |
| − | ===The Vault=== | + | After the end of the Expansion Era, MacMillan could be seen interacting with the twitter account of [[The Microphone]]. This usually consisted of the Microphone account attempting to "TUNE" and MacMillan replying attempting to delete the above tweet. |
| − | *The [[Canada Moist Talkers]]{{ModifInline|ROGUE|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
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| − | *The [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] {{ModifInline|ROGUE|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
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| − | *The [[New York Millennials]] {{ModifInline|ROGUE|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
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| − | *The [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] {{ModifInline|FORCE|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
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| − | *The [[Boston Flowers]] {{ModifInline|FORCE|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
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| − | *The [[Hades Tigers]] {{ModifInline|FORCE|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
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| − | *The [[Dallas Steaks]] {{ModifInline|FORCE|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
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| − | *The [[Atlantis Georgias]] {{ModifInline|FORCE|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
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| − | *The [[Carolina Queens]] {{ModifInline|FORCE|duration=permanent}}
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| − | ===The Hall===
| + | At the start of the Short Circuits, MacMillan once again used The Microphone to speak on the site, starting off the new season with the following message: |
| − | *The [[Seattle Garages]] {{ModifInline|ROGUE|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | <blockquote class="microphone"> |
| − | ===The Desert===
| + | uh<br/> |
| − | *The [[San Francisco Lovers]] {{ModifInline|SCATTERED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | testing?<br/> |
| − | *The [[Houston Spies]] {{ModifInline|SCATTERED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | this is the Blaseball Commissioner<br/> |
| − | *The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] {{ModifInline|SCATTERED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | I'm On Deck<br/> |
| − | *The [[Yellowstone Magic]] {{ModifInline|SCATTERED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | If you can hear me<br/> |
| − | *The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] {{ModifInline|SCATTERED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | you are now participating in the cultural event<br/> |
| − | *The [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] {{ModifInline|SCATTERED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | of Internet League Blaseball<br/> |
| − | *The [[Oxford Paws]] {{ModifInline|SCATTERED|duration=permanent}}
| + | I think?<br/> |
| − | *The [[Core Mechanics]] {{ModifInline|SCATTERED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | Betting on the First Day is Forbidden<br/> |
| − | *The [[Chicago Firefighters]] {{ModifInline|SCATTERED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | On the First Day, we Rejoice<br/> |
| − | ===The Horizon===
| + | Then we Gamble<br/> |
| − | *The [[Philly Pies]] {{ModifInline|ENTANGLED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | uh<br/> |
| − | *The [[Baltimore Crabs]] {{ModifInline|ENTANGLED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | Wake up play ball?<br/> |
| − | *The [[Miami Dale]] {{ModifInline|ENTANGLED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
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| − | *The [[Ohio Worms]] {{ModifInline|ENTANGLED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | ==Trivia== |
| − | *The [[Tokyo Lift]] {{ModifInline|ENTANGLED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
| + | * Parker prefers honey cake<ref>https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1460702533865799682</ref>. |
| − | *The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] {{ModifInline|ENTANGLED|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}
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| − | *The [[Hawai'i Fridays]] {{ModifInline|ROGUE|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}} | |
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