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ย | =Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table= | ย | =Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table= |
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โ | {{AutomatedTeam
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โ | |former=Topeka Moist Talkers
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โ | |league=[[Internet League Blaseball]]
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โ | |image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]]
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โ | |arcana=V The Hierophant
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โ | |championships=3
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โ | |home_town=[[Topeka]] (former)<br/>[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]
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โ | |team_slogan="SPRAY IT, DON'T SAY IT" (former) <br/> "Talk Spit, Get Hits"
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โ | |stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]
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โ | |mascot=[[FASHION]]
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โ | |social_media=[https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers @MoistTalkers]
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โ | |caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/longhairQ Q Peiffer. @longhairQ]
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โ | |team_colors={{HexCode|e5f4f5}}, {{HexCode|ed1c24}}, {{HexCode|3B97D3}}, {{HexCode|035597}}
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โ | |former_modifications={{Modif|targeted shame|8, 10}}{{Modif|fifth base|10}}{{Modif|earlbirds|12}}
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โ | |title1=|friends=|rival=|captain=|uniform_colors=
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โ | |emoji=๐ฃ๏ธ
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โ | |circuits = Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 1)<br/>[[/Gamma 2/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 2)]]<br/>[[/Gamma 3/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 3)]]<br/>[[/Gamma 4/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 4)]]
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โ | |uuid=eb67ae5e-c4bf-46ca-bbbc-425cd34182ff
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โ | }}
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โ | The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the [[PLACEHOLDER]] division of the [[PLACEHOLDER LEAGUE]].
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โ | During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the [[Season 5#Decrees 2|High Filter]] decree passed in the election following [[Season 5]], they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the [[Season 10]] election, where they played the entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]].
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โ | Following [[Fall Ball]], TBD.
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โ | ==Roster==
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โ | <nowiki/>{{RosterDisplay
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โ | |lineup=
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โ | *[[Eris Street]]
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โ | *[[Russo Slugger]]
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โ | |rotation=
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โ | |shadows=
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โ | }}
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โ | Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Canada Moist Talkers .F0.9F.97.A3.EF.B8.8F|here]]
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ย | ==Former Players== | ย | ==Former Players== |
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โ | ===Incinerations===
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โ | *[[Trevino Merritt]] ([[Season 2]], Day 72; replaced by [[Simon Haley]])
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โ | *[[Kennedy Alstott]] ([[Season 3]], Day 19; replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]])
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โ | *[[Tyler Violet]] ([[Season 3]], Day 44; replaced by [[Ziwa Mueller]])
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โ | *[[Elijah Bates]] ([[Season 7]], Day 32; replaced by [[Kiki Familia]])
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โ | *[[Kiki Familia]] ([[Season 7]], Day 33; replaced by [[Quack Enjoyable]])
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โ | *[[Antonio Wallace]] ([[Season 7]], Day 33; replaced by [[Beans McBlase]])
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โ | *[[Workman Gloom]] ([[Season 7]], Day 81; replaced by [[Commissioner Vapor]])
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โ | *[[York Silk]] ([[Season 14]], Day 87; replaced by [[Lucien Patchwork]])
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โ | ===Feedback Swaps===
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โ | *[[Joe Voorhees]] ([[Season 4]], Day 28; replaced by [[Workman Gloom]])
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โ | *[[Richmond Harrison]] ([[Season 6]], Day 19; replaced by [[Fish Summer]])
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โ | *[[Lachlan Shelton]] ([[Season 6]], Day 23; replaced by [[Antonio Wallace]])
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โ | *[[Hobbs Cain]] ([[Season 6]], Day 82; replaced by [[Alston Cerveza]])
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โ | *[[Quack Enjoyable]] ([[Season 8]], Day 42; replaced by [[Cedric Spliff]])
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โ | *[[Eugenia Garbage]] ([[Season 8]], Day 44; replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]])
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โ | *[[Simon Haley]] ([[Season 8]], Day 44; replaced by [[Eugenia Garbage]])
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โ | *[[Ortiz Morse]] ([[Season 9]], Day 53; replaced by [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]])
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โ | *[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] ([[Season 9]], Day 64; replaced by [[Beasley Gloom]])
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โ | *[[Doc Anice]] ([[Season 13]], Day 41; replaced by [[Bright Zimmerman]])
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โ | *[[Greer Lott]] ([[Season 20]], Day 92; replaced by [[Jacoby Podcast]])
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โ | ===Blessings and Trades===
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โ | *[[Oliver Notarobot]] ([[Season 2#Election Results|Season 2]], via the '''Defection''' blessing; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
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โ | *[[Polkadot Patterson]] ([[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Doc Anice]])
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โ | *[[Shirai McElroy]] ([[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
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โ | *[[Bright Zimmerman]] ([[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14]], via the '''Revoke''' will; no replacement)
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โ | *[[PolkaDot Patterson]] ([[Season 15#Elections Results|Season 15]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Sixpack Dogwalker]])
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โ | *[[Fish Summer]] ([[Season 15#Elections Results|Season 15]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[York Silk]])
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โ | *[[Alston Cerveza]] ([[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Richmond Harrison]])
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โ | *[[York Silk]] ([[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Carmelo Plums]])
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โ | *[[Carmelo Plums]] ([[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Goobie Ballson]])
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โ | *[[Richmond Harrison]] ([[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Randy Dennis]])
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โ | *[[Goobie Ballson]] ([[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Cudi Di Batterino]])
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โ | *[[Beans McBlase]] ([[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Greer Lott]])
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โ | *[[Commissioner Vapor]] ([[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20]], via the '''Fringe Benefit''' blessing; no replacement)
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โ | *[[Augusto Reddick]] ([[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
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โ | *[[Lachlan Shelton]] ([[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21]], via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by [[Nicholas Mora]])
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โ | *[[Cudi Di Batterino]] ([[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Freemium Seraph]])
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โ | *[[Nicholas Mora]] ([[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21]], via the '''Recruit Ego''' blessing; no replacement)
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โ | *[[Randy Dennis]] ([[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Slosh Truk]])
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โ | *[[Tucker Flores]] ([[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22]], via the '''Gachapon''' blessing; no replacement)
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โ | *[[Ziwa Mueller]] ([[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22]], via the '''Little Swap''' blessing; replaced by [[Tiana Wheeler]])
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โ | *[[Rosstin Andante]] ([[Season 23#Election Results|Season 23]], via the '''Gachapon''' blessing; no replacement)
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โ | ===Roamin'===
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โ | *[[Jesรบs Koch]] (roamed to the [[Philly Pies]], [[Season 20]] Day 9, due to [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Super Roamin' Fifth Base''']])
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โ | *[[Jesรบs Koch]] (roamed to the [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Season 20]] Day 27, due to [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Super Roamin' Fifth Base''']])
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โ | *[[Mags Banananana]] (roamed to the [[Hades Tigers]], [[Season 23#Election Results|Season 23 elections]])
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โ | *[[Alejandro Leaf]] (roamed to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Season 23#Election Results|Season 23 elections]])
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โ | ===Faded into Dust===
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โ | *[[York Silk III]] ([[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]])
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โ | *[[Chorby Soul VI]] ([[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20 elections]])
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โ | *[[Liquid Friend XII]] ([[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]])
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โ | *[[Uncle Plasma XII]] ([[Season 23#Election Results|Season 23 elections]])
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โ | ==Season Results==
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ย | ===The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)=== | ย | ===The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)=== |
ย | {| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%" | ย | {| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%" |
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โ | ! colspan="5" |Discipline Era | + | ! colspan="8" |Beta |
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โ | !Season
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โ | !Wins
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โ | !Record
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โ | !Postseason
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โ | !Season Summary
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โ | |-
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โ | |[[Season 1|1 - The Return]]
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โ | |50
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โ | |50-49
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โ | |Did not qualify.
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โ | *Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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โ | |[[Season 2|2 - The Discipline Era]]
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โ | |55
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โ | |55-44
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โ | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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โ | L 0-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2#Blessings|Defection]] blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing [[PolkaDot Patterson]] from the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and sending back [[Oliver Notarobot]].
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โ | |[[Season 3|3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty]]
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โ | |53
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โ | |53-46
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โ | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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โ | L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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โ | *Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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โ | |[[Season 4|4 - Feedback]]
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โ | |53
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โ | |53-46
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โ | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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โ | L 2-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]
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โ | *As a result of the [[Season 4#Election Results|Alternate Reality]] decree, Moist Talkers batter [[Jesรบs Koch]] and pitcher [[Jenkins Good]] had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 4#Blessings|Questioning Their Every Decision]] blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the [[Houston Spies]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Seattle Garages]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] by 7%.
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โ | |[[Season 5|5 - Reverb]]
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โ | |55
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โ | |55-44
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โ | |'''Semifinalists'''
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โ | W 3-1 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br />
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โ | L 2-3 vs. [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
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โ | *As a result of the [[Season 5#Election Results|High Filter]] decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new [[Mild League|Mild High]] division.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 5#Blessings|Flame-Resistant Foam]] blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to [[incineration]] for Season 6.
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โ | |[[Season 6|6 - Idols]]
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โ | |48
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โ | |Did not qualify.
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โ | *Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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โ | |[[Season 7|7 - Getting Shelled]]
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โ | |42
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โ | |Did not qualify.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 7#Blessings|Scorpler's Jacket]] blessing with 3% of the vote, granting [[Jesรบs Koch]] Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
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โ | |[[Season 8|8 - Rest in Violence]]
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โ | |48
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โ | |Did not qualify.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 8#Blessings|Barrel of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 [[peanuts]].
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โ | |[[Season 9|9 - Forecast]]
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โ | |50
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โ | |50-49
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โ | |Did not qualify.
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โ | *Due to the Season 9 [[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast Decrees]], [[Beans McBlase]] gained {{ModifInline|Siphon}}, [[Jenkins Good]] gained {{ModifInline|Friend of Crows}}, and [[Fish Summer]] gained {{ModifInline|Fire Eater}} modifications.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Eat me, Drink me]] blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting [[Beans McBlase]]'s Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%.
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โ | *Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Boatload of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
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โ | *Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fishing Net]] blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of [[Cedric Spliff]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#The Fifth Base|Fifth Base]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
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โ | *As a result of the [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|The Shame Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#Targeted Shame|Targeted Shame]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
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โ | |[[Season 10|10 - Backdraft]]
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โ | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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โ | L 1-3 vs. [[New York Millennials]]
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โ | *As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Divisional Swap]] blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into [[Mild League|Mild Low]], and sending the [[Philly Pies]] into Mild High.
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โ | |[[Season 11|11 - Peace & Prosperity]]
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โ | |65-39
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โ | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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โ | L 1-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 11#Blessings|V]] blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their [[Arcana|Tarot Card]].
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โ | ===The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)===
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โ | ! colspan="5" |Expansion Era
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โ | !Season
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โ | !Wins
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โ | !Record
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โ | !Postseason
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โ | !Season Summary
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โ | |[[Season 12|12 - The Expansion Era]]
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โ | |55
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โ | |55-44
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โ | |Did not qualify.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 12#Wills|Trust]] will with a 1% chance, granting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} [[Modifications#Flippers|modification]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]] will with a 43% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|11.5|15.9}} combined stars.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Earlbirds]] blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the {{ModifInline|Earlbirds}} modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[Ohio Worms]] by 10%.
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โ | |[[Season 13|13 - Home Free]]
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โ | |57
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โ | |57-42
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โ | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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โ | L 2-3 vs. [[Hawai'i Fridays]]
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 13#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 26% chance, shadowing [[Mooney Doctor]] in exchange for [[Shirai McElroy]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]] will with a 6% chance, targeting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed [[Shirai McElroy]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 13|High Pressure]] blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} [[Modifications#High Pressure|modification]].
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โ | |[[Season 14|14 - The -ides]]
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โ | |68
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โ | |68-31
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โ | |'''ILB Champions'''
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โ | W 3-0 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br>
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โ | W 3-2 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]<br>
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โ | W 3-0 vs. [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14|Infuse]] will with a 5% chance, granting [[Lucien Patchwork]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} combined stars.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 14#Wills|Revoke]] will with a 38% chance, revoking [[Bright Zimmerman]], who then roamed to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 14#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
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โ | |[[Season 15|15 - Live Bait]]
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โ | |62
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โ | |62-37
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โ | |'''ILB Champions'''
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โ | W 3-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br>
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โ | W 3-1 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br>
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โ | W 3-1 vs. [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]
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โ | *As a result of the [[Season 15#Decrees|Bats]] decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]] will with a 4% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a pitching stat increase of {{Star Change|3.4|4.6}} while giving them a batting star decrease of {{Star Change|4.4|4.2}} .
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will with an 11% chance, targeting [[York Silk]] in exchange for [[Fish Summer]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Dallas Steaks|Steaks]]' [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] was traded to the Moist Talkers for [[PolkaDot Patterson]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 15#Blessings|Water Logged]] blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|H20}} [[Blood Type|blood type]].
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โ | |[[Season 16|16 - Mass Production]]
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โ | |64
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โ | |64-35
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โ | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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โ | L 2-3 vs. [[Core Mechanics]]
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 16#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 13% chance, trading [[Alston Cerveza]] for [[Richmond Harrison]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 16#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 36% chance, shadowing [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]' [[Season 16#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Carmelo Plums]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[York Silk]].
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โ | |-
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โ | |[[Season 17|17 - Collections]]
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โ | |54
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โ | |54-45
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โ | |Did not qualify.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 17#Wills|Move]] will with a 12% chance, moving [[Carmelo Plums]] from the lineup to the rotation.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 17#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Carmelo Plums]] for [[Goobie Ballson]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)/IF-14.81|Necklace Supply Run]] blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 17|Handcrafted Necklace Drop]] blessing, granting [[Commissioner Vapor]] a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat.
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โ | |[[Season 18|18 - New Editions]]
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โ | |42
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โ | |42-57
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โ | |Did not qualify.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 18#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Greer Lott]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 18#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 22% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|3.0|4.1}} .
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โ | *As a result of the [[Miami Dale|Dale]]'s [[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Randy Dennis]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Richmond Harrison]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 18#Blessings|Slow Build]] blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the {{ModifInline|Slow Build}} [[Modifications#Slow Build|modification]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Tokyo Lift/Season 18|Open Floor Plan]] blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the {{ModifInline|Open Floor Plan}} [[Modifications#Open Floor Plan|modification]].
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โ | |[[Season 19|19 - Undertow]]
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โ | | -58
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โ | |58-41
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โ | |Did not qualify.
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โ | *For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of {{ModifInline|Free Wills}}.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Amos Melon]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 31% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|4.1|5.2}} .
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โ | *Finally, the Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Goobie Ballson]] for [[Cudi Di Batterino]] of the [[Tokyo Lift]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Super Roamin' Fifth Base]] blessing with 4% of the vote, granting [[Jesรบs Koch]] The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Shadow Helmet Supply Run]] blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
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โ | *Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
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โ | *Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Moderation]] blessing, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Moderation}} [[Modifications#Moderation|modification]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 19#Blessings|Subtractor]] blessing, [[Cedric Spliff]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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โ | |[[Season 20|20 - Win(Win)]]
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โ | |40
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โ | |40-59
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โ | |'''Underbracket Quarterfinals'''
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โ | L 2-3 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]]
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 20#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 2% chance, trading [[Beans McBlase]] for [[Greer Lott]] of the [[Philly Pies]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 20#Wills|Reform]] will with a 9% chance, reforming [[Cedric Spliff]]'s {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]] into {{ModifInline|Flinch}}.
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โ | *As a result of the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] winning the [[Season 20#Blessings|Fringe Benefit]] blessing, [[Commissioner Vapor]] was sent to the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] with no replacement.
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โ | |[[Season 21|21 - Red Herring]]
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โ | |67
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โ | |57-42
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โ | |'''Wildcard'''<br>
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โ | '''Underbracket Finalists'''<br>
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โ | W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br>
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โ | W 3-2 vs. [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]<br>
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โ | L 0-3 vs. [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]] will with an 18% chance, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|2x}} [[Modifications#2x|modification]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 4% chance, trading [[Lachlan Shelton]] for [[Nicholas Mora]] of the [[Hades Tigers]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Core Mechanics|Mechanics]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[PolkaDot Patterson]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Freemium Seraph]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Cudi Di Batterino]].
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 21#Blessings|Shadow Evolution]] blessing with 8% of the vote, [[Evolution|Evolving]] the entirety of the Moist Talkers' shadows to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
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โ | *As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 21#Blessings|Recruit Ego]] blessing, [[Nicholas Mora]] was sent to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] with no replacement.
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โ | |[[Season 22|22 - Overdue]]
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โ | |41
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โ | |41-58
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โ | |'''Wildcard Round'''<br>
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โ | L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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โ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 22#Wills|Move]] will with a 19% chance, moving [[Greer Lott]] from the lineup to the rotation.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Randy Dennis]] for [[Slosh Truk]] of the [[Atlantis Georgias]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 22#Wills|Shadow Revoke]] will, [[Mags Banananana]] Roamed to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 22#Blessings|Heads over Tails]] blessing with 0% of the vote, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Negative|modification]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Yellowstone Magic|Magic]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Little Swap]] blessing, [[Tiana Wheeler]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Ziwa Mueller]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]] blessing, [[Lucien Patchwork]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]] blessing, [[Slosh Truk]] was given the {{ModifInline|Skipping}} [[Modifications#Skipping|modification]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Tucker Flores]] was sent to the Garages' shadows with no replacement.
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โ | *[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the [[Hall of Flame]] to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
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โ | |[[Season 23|23 - A Set Up]]
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โ | |61
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โ | |61-38
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โ | |'''ILB Champions'''
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โ | W 3-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br>
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โ | W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br>
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โ | W 3-2 vs. [[Ohio Worms]]
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โ | *During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], [[Slosh Truk]], [[PolkaDot Patterson]], [[Tiana Wheeler]], and [[Eugenia Garbage]] were all sent to play for the [[Rising Stars]]. After the game, all four players fell back to the Moist Talkers, with Truk and Garbage joining the rotation, Patterson rejoining the lineup, and Wheeler reentering the shadows.
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โ | *The Moist Talkers voted to receive the [[Season 23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate]] Party Favor, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Roamless}} [[Modifications#Roamless|modification]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[Reader]] declaring a 'scoring play', the team was granted the {{ModifInline|Under Review}} [[Modifications#Under Review|modification]].
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โ | *As a result of claiming their third championship, the Moist Talkers Evolved and gained the {{ModifInline|Flood Bath}} [[Modifications#Flood Bath|modification]].
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โ | *As a result of the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]] winning the [[Season 23#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Rosstin Andante]] was sent to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]]' shadows with no replacement.
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โ | *Both [[Mags Banananana]] and [[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed away from the team, Roaming to the [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]] and [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] respectively.
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โ | |-
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โ | |[[Season 24|24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation]]
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โ | |Did not finish.
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โ | |Did not finish.
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โ | |Did not finish.
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โ | |
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โ | *The Moist Talkers were nullified by [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]] on Day 99.
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โ | |}
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โ | ===Era 3 (Seasons ??? - ???)===
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โ | ==Team Overview==
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โ | {{Community Lore}}
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โ | <small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/History]]</small>
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โ | The [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talker's]] home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]] in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
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โ | The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
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โ | As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by [[Beasley Gloom]], and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.
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โ | =Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table=
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ย | !Date | ย | !Date |
ย | ! colspan="2" |Removed | ย | ! colspan="2" |Removed |
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ย | |Dust | ย | |Dust |
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ย | + | {| class="wikitable mw-collapsible" |
ย | + | ! colspan="5" |New Players for Season 1 |
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ย | + | !Team!!Player 1!!Player 2!!Player 3!!Player 4 |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]||[[Stretch Sutton]]||[[Brooklyn Nottingham]]||[[Tiara Xidoufen]]||[[Noah Gordon]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[San Francisco Lovers]]||[[Carlos Outlaw]]||[[Sherbet Baek]]||[[Ramiel Jang]]||[[Ariadne Wasabi]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Boston Flowers]]||[[Skylar Khan]]||[[Duha Kamara]]||[[Fatima Garrote]]||[[Amir Murphy]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Canada Moist Talkers]]||[[Jay Camacho]]||[[Stretch Filigree]]||[[Ginger Fiesta]]||[[Scott Gray]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[New York Millennials]]||[[Clayton Legume]]||[[Malin Pietruszka]]||[[Asuka Guacamole]]||[[Alejandro Navarro]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[LA Unlimited Tacos]]||[[Nigel Candy]]||[[Pernelongo al-Wazir]]||[[Amos Chernobog]]||[[Soojin Gloom]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams]]||[[Grizz El Sayed]]||[[Guozhi Ong]]||[[Kajjala Aliyev]]||[[Carter Grimsley]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]||[[Penelope Berkowitz]]||[[Beef Knight]]||[[Vee Curry]]||[[Zuri Shoelace]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Miami Dale]]||[[Emre Graves]]||[[Eddie Mulberry]]||[[Tahini Poinsettia]]||[[Lottie Yoshida]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Baltimore Crabs]]||[[Chae DeShields]]||[[Tiara Loveless]]||[[Star Ali]]||[[Vaquita Magno]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Philly Pies]]||[[Amos Parveen]]||[[Mars Anchor]]||[[Jira Sealegs]]||[[Ariadne Amaat]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Hades Tigers]]||[[Clyde Fetch]]||[[Isla Solo]]||[[Mehdi Caper]]||[[Sage Kuroki]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Atlantis Georgias]]||[[Khulan Kebede]]||[[Daisuke Witless]]||[[Emmet Atomic]]||[[Waverly Mori]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Core Mechanics]]||[[Famke Gauntlet]]||[[Frittata Morris]]||[[Vicuรฑa Grimsley]]||[[Niu Chen]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Houston Spies]]||[[Faye Melange]]||[[Chester Abu-Zaid]]||[[Sevgi Gore]]||[[Mindy Khan]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Broken Ridge Jazz Hands]]||[[Bud Dragovic]]||[[Rusty Chavez]]||[[Waldo Sudchai]]||[[Kitfo Goodwyn]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Dallas Steaks]]||[[Saffron Longfield]]||[[Vanille Okidoke]]||[[Junior Kramer]]||[[Shugo Alvarez]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Chicago Firefighters]]||[[Audrey Leonard]]||[[Willem Governor]]||[[Lupita Juice]]||[[Ralph Vincent]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Mexico City Wild Wings]]||[[Letitia Diop]]||[[Lihuรฉn Skyhigh]]||[[Katja Twain]]||[[Nori Bluegrass]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Hawai'i Fridays]]||[[Oxen Seo]]||[[Harry Flora]]||[[Svetlana Dickens]]||[[Eun Senior]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Seattle Garages]]||[[Mindy Rahman]]||[[Susan Witherspoon]]||[[Josephine Aster]]||[[Deion Gamage]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Yellowstone Magic]]||[[Kiki Avci]]||[[DeAndre O'Possum]]||[[Demet Cabrera]]||[[Amos Sikaeo]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Ohio Worms]]||[[Jorge Kahvegian]]||[[Archie Yanez]]||[[Ajax Murphy]]||[[Malin Hsu]] |
ย | + | |- |
ย | + | ||[[Tokyo Lift]]||[[Gumdrop Che Amran]]||[[รzlem Suttner]]||[[Katy Hermoso]]||[[Aya Chartreuse]] |
ย | |} | ย | |} |