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=Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table=
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=Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table=
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|former=Topeka Moist Talkers
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|home_town=[[Topeka]] (former)<br/>[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]
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|team_slogan="SPRAY IT, DON'T SAY IT" (former) <br/> "Talk Spit, Get Hits"
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|stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]
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|social_media=[https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers @MoistTalkers]
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|circuits = Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 1)<br/>[[/Gamma 2/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 2)]]<br/>[[/Gamma 3/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 3)]]<br/>[[/Gamma 4/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 4)]]
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The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the [[PLACEHOLDER]] division of the [[PLACEHOLDER LEAGUE]].
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During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the [[Season 5#Decrees 2|High Filter]] decree passed in the election following [[Season 5]], they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the [[Season 10]] election, where they played the entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]].
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Following [[Fall Ball]], TBD.
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==Roster==
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Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Canada Moist Talkers .F0.9F.97.A3.EF.B8.8F|here]]
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==Former Players==
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==Former Players==
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===Incinerations===
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*[[Trevino Merritt]] ([[Season 2]], Day 72; replaced by [[Simon Haley]])
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*[[Kennedy Alstott]] ([[Season 3]], Day 19; replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]])
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*[[Tyler Violet]] ([[Season 3]], Day 44; replaced by [[Ziwa Mueller]])
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*[[Elijah Bates]] ([[Season 7]], Day 32; replaced by [[Kiki Familia]])
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*[[Kiki Familia]] ([[Season 7]], Day 33; replaced by [[Quack Enjoyable]])
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*[[Antonio Wallace]] ([[Season 7]], Day 33; replaced by [[Beans McBlase]])
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*[[Workman Gloom]] ([[Season 7]], Day 81; replaced by [[Commissioner Vapor]])
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*[[York Silk]] ([[Season 14]], Day 87; replaced by [[Lucien Patchwork]])
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===Feedback Swaps===
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*[[Joe Voorhees]] ([[Season 4]], Day 28; replaced by [[Workman Gloom]])
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*[[Richmond Harrison]] ([[Season 6]], Day 19; replaced by [[Fish Summer]])
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*[[Lachlan Shelton]] ([[Season 6]], Day 23; replaced by [[Antonio Wallace]])
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*[[Hobbs Cain]] ([[Season 6]], Day 82; replaced by [[Alston Cerveza]])
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*[[Quack Enjoyable]] ([[Season 8]], Day 42; replaced by [[Cedric Spliff]])
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*[[Eugenia Garbage]] ([[Season 8]], Day 44; replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]])
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*[[Simon Haley]] ([[Season 8]], Day 44; replaced by [[Eugenia Garbage]])
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*[[Ortiz Morse]] ([[Season 9]], Day 53; replaced by [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]])
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*[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] ([[Season 9]], Day 64; replaced by [[Beasley Gloom]])
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*[[Doc Anice]] ([[Season 13]], Day 41; replaced by [[Bright Zimmerman]])
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*[[Greer Lott]] ([[Season 20]], Day 92; replaced by [[Jacoby Podcast]])
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===Blessings and Trades===
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*[[Oliver Notarobot]] ([[Season 2#Election Results|Season 2]], via the '''Defection''' blessing; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
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*[[Polkadot Patterson]] ([[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Doc Anice]])
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*[[Shirai McElroy]] ([[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
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*[[Bright Zimmerman]] ([[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14]], via the '''Revoke''' will; no replacement)
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*[[PolkaDot Patterson]] ([[Season 15#Elections Results|Season 15]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Sixpack Dogwalker]])
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*[[Fish Summer]] ([[Season 15#Elections Results|Season 15]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[York Silk]])
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*[[Alston Cerveza]] ([[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Richmond Harrison]])
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*[[York Silk]] ([[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16]], via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Carmelo Plums]])
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*[[Carmelo Plums]] ([[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Goobie Ballson]])
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*[[Richmond Harrison]] ([[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Randy Dennis]])
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*[[Goobie Ballson]] ([[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Cudi Di Batterino]])
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*[[Beans McBlase]] ([[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Greer Lott]])
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*[[Commissioner Vapor]] ([[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20]], via the '''Fringe Benefit''' blessing; no replacement)
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*[[Augusto Reddick]] ([[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
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*[[Lachlan Shelton]] ([[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21]], via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by [[Nicholas Mora]])
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*[[Cudi Di Batterino]] ([[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Freemium Seraph]])
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*[[Nicholas Mora]] ([[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21]], via the '''Recruit Ego''' blessing; no replacement)
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*[[Randy Dennis]] ([[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22]], via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Slosh Truk]])
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*[[Tucker Flores]] ([[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22]], via the '''Gachapon''' blessing; no replacement)
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*[[Ziwa Mueller]] ([[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22]], via the '''Little Swap''' blessing; replaced by [[Tiana Wheeler]])
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*[[Rosstin Andante]] ([[Season 23#Election Results|Season 23]], via the '''Gachapon''' blessing; no replacement)
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===Roamin'===
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*[[Jesรบs Koch]] (roamed to the [[Philly Pies]], [[Season 20]] Day 9, due to [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Super Roamin' Fifth Base''']])
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*[[Jesรบs Koch]] (roamed to the [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Season 20]] Day 27, due to [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Super Roamin' Fifth Base''']])
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*[[Mags Banananana]] (roamed to the [[Hades Tigers]], [[Season 23#Election Results|Season 23 elections]])
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*[[Alejandro Leaf]] (roamed to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Season 23#Election Results|Season 23 elections]])
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===Faded into Dust===
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*[[York Silk III]] ([[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]])
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*[[Chorby Soul VI]] ([[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20 elections]])
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*[[Liquid Friend XII]] ([[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]])
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*[[Uncle Plasma XII]] ([[Season 23#Election Results|Season 23 elections]])
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==Season Results==
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===The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)===
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===The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)===
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|02 72
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|Trevino Merritt
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|๐Ÿ
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|Simon Haley
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|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Incineration
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|02 EL
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|Oliver Notarobot
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|โšพ
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|PolkaDot Patterson
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|๐Ÿฆ€
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|โšพ
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|Blessing (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ)
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|Defection
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|03 19
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|Kennedy Alstott
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|๐Ÿ
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|Lachlan Shelton
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|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Incineration
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|
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|-
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|03 44
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|Tyler Violet
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|๐Ÿ
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|Ziwa Mueller
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|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Incineration
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|
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|-
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|04 28
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|Joe Voorhees
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|๐Ÿ
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|Workman Gloom
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|๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Feedback
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|
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|-
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|06 19
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|Richmond Harrison
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|๐Ÿ
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|Fish Summer
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|๐Ÿ…
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|๐Ÿ
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|Feedback
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|
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|-
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|06 23
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|Lachlan Shelton
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|๐Ÿ
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|Antonio Wallace
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|๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Feedback
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|
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|-
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|06 82
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|Hobbs Cain
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|๐Ÿ
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|Alston Cerveza
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|๐Ÿฅง
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|๐Ÿ
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|Feedback
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|
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|-
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|07 32
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|Elijah Bates
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|๐Ÿ
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|Kiki Familia
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|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Incineration
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|
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|-
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|07 33
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|Kiki Familia
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|๐Ÿ
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|Quack Enjoyable
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|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Incineration
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|
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|-
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|07 33
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|Antonio Wallace
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|๐Ÿ
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|Beans McBlase
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|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Incineration
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|
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|-
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|07 81
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|Workman Gloom
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|๐Ÿ
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|Commissioner Vapor
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|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Incineration
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|
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|-
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|08 42
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|Quack Enjoyable
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|๐Ÿ
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|Cedric Spliff
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|๐ŸŽธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Feedback
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|
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|-
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|08 44
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|Eugenia Garbage
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|๐Ÿ
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|Lachlan Shelton
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|๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Feedback
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|
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|08 44
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!Wins
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|Simon Haley
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!Record
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|๐Ÿ
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!Postseason
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|Eugenia Garbage
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!Season Summary
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|๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Feedback
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|
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|[[Season 1|1 - The Return]]
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|09 53
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|50
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|Ortiz Morse
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|50-49
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|โšพ
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|Did not qualify.
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|Jaylen Hotdogfingers
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|๐ŸŽธ
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|โšพ
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|Feedback
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*Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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|[[Season 2|2 - The Discipline Era]]
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|09 64
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|Jaylen Hotdogfingers
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|55-44
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|โšพ
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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|Beasley Gloom
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L 0-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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|๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
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|โšพ
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|Feedback
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|[[Season 3|3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty]]
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|10 EL
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| -
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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|York Silk
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|๐Ÿฅœ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Fell to Team
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|SHELLED ONE's Defeat
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|[[Season 4|4 - Feedback]]
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|12 EL
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|53
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|PolkaDot Patterson
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|53-46
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|โšพ
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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|Doc Anice
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L 2-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]
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|๐Ÿ› ๏ธ
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|โšพ
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|Will (๐Ÿ› ๏ธ)
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|Exchange
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|13 41
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|Doc Anice
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|โšพ
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|Bright Zimmerman
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|๐Ÿฅง
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|โšพ
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|Feedback
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 4#Blessings|Questioning Their Every Decision]] blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the [[Houston Spies]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Seattle Garages]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] by 7%.
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|[[Season 5|5 - Reverb]]
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|13 EL
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|55
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|Shirai McElroy
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|55-44
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|โšพ
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|'''Semifinalists'''
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|PolkaDot Patterson
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W 3-1 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br />
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|๐Ÿ› ๏ธ
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L 2-3 vs. [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
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|โšพ
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|Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ)
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|Exchange
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|14 87
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|York Silk
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|๐Ÿ
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|Lucien Patchwork
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|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Incineration
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*As a result of the [[Season 5#Election Results|High Filter]] decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new [[Mild League|Mild High]] division.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 5#Blessings|Flame-Resistant Foam]] blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to [[incineration]] for Season 6.
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|[[Season 6|6 - Idols]]
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|14 EL
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|48
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|Bright Zimmerman
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|48-51
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|โšพ
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|Did not qualify.
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| -
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*Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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|
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|Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ)
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|Revoke
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|[[Season 7|7 - Getting Shelled]]
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|15 EL
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|42
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|PolkaDot Patterson
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|42-57
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|โšพ
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|Did not qualify.
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|Sixpack Dogwalker
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 7#Blessings|Scorpler's Jacket]] blessing with 3% of the vote, granting [[Jesรบs Koch]] Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
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|โšพ
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|Will (๐Ÿฅฉ)
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|Plunder
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|-
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|15 EL
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|Fish Summer
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|๐Ÿ
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|York Silk
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|๐Ÿฆ€
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|๐Ÿ
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|Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ)
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|Plunder
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|-
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|16 EL
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|Alston Cerveza
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|๐Ÿ
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|Richmond Harrison
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|๐ŸŒž
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|๐Ÿ
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|Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ)
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|Equivalent Exchange
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|[[Season 8|8 - Rest in Violence]]
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|16 EL
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|48
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|York Silk
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|48-51
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|๐Ÿ
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|Did not qualify.
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|Carmelo Plums
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|๐ŸŽธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Will (๐ŸŽธ)
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|Plunder
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|-
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|17 EL
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|Carmelo Plums
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|โšพ
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|Goobie Ballson
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|๐Ÿ”ฅ
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|โšพ
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|Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ)
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|Equivalent Exchange
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|-
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|18 LS
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| -
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 8#Blessings|Barrel of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 [[peanuts]].
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|York Silk III
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|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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|๐Ÿ
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|Gift Shop
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|
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|-
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|18 EL
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|Richmond Harrison
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|๐Ÿ
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|Randy Dennis
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|๐Ÿšค
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|๐Ÿ
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|Will (๐Ÿšค)
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|Equivalent Exchange
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|-
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|-
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|[[Season 9|9 - Forecast]]
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|18 EL
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|50
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|York Silk III
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|50-49
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|๐Ÿ
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|Did not qualify.
+
| -
ย +
|
ย +
|
ย +
|Dust
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*Due to the Season 9 [[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast Decrees]], [[Beans McBlase]] gained {{ModifInline|Siphon}}, [[Jenkins Good]] gained {{ModifInline|Friend of Crows}}, and [[Fish Summer]] gained {{ModifInline|Fire Eater}} modifications.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Eat me, Drink me]] blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting [[Beans McBlase]]'s Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%.
ย 
โˆ’
*Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Boatload of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
ย 
โˆ’
*Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fishing Net]] blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of [[Cedric Spliff]].
ย 
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#The Fifth Base|Fifth Base]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
ย 
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|The Shame Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#Targeted Shame|Targeted Shame]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
ย 
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 10|10 - Backdraft]]
+
|19 EL
โˆ’
|67
+
|Goobie Ballson
โˆ’
|67-32
+
|โšพ
โˆ’
|'''Quarterfinalists'''
+
|Cudi Di Batterino
โˆ’
L 1-3 vs. [[New York Millennials]]
+
|๐Ÿ‹๏ธ
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ)
ย +
|Equivalent Exchange
ย +
|-
ย +
|20 09
ย +
|Jesรบs Koch
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
| -
ย +
|
ย +
|
ย +
|Super Roamin'
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Divisional Swap]] blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into [[Mild League|Mild Low]], and sending the [[Philly Pies]] into Mild High.
ย 
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 11|11 - Peace & Prosperity]]
+
|20 27
โˆ’
|65
+
| -
โˆ’
|65-39
ย 
โˆ’
|'''Quarterfinalists'''
ย 
โˆ’
L 1-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]
ย 
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 11#Blessings|V]] blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their [[Arcana|Tarot Card]].
+
|Jesรบs Koch
โˆ’
|}
+
|๐Ÿ’‹
โˆ’
ย 
+
|๐Ÿ
โˆ’
===The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)===
+
|Super Roamin'
โˆ’
{| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%"
+
|
ย +
|-
ย +
|20 36
ย +
|Jesรบs Koch
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
| -
ย +
|
ย +
|
ย +
|Super Roamin'
ย +
|
ย +
|-
ย +
|20 LS
ย +
|
ย +
|
ย +
|Chorby Soul VI
ย +
|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|Gift Shop
ย +
|
ย +
|-
ย +
|20 92
ย +
|Greer Lott
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|Jacoby Podcast
ย +
|๐Ÿฅง
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|Feedback
ย +
|
ย +
|-
ย +
|20 EL
ย +
|Beans McBlase
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|Greer Lott
ย +
|๐Ÿฅง
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ)
ย +
|Equivalent Exchange
ย +
|-
ย +
|20 EL
ย +
|Commissioner Vapor
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
| -
ย +
|
ย +
|
ย +
|Blessing (๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ)
ย +
|Fringe Benefit
ย +
|-
ย +
|20 EL
ย +
|Chorby Soul VI
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
| -
ย +
|
ย +
|
ย +
|Dust
ย +
|
ย +
|-
ย +
|21 EL
ย +
|Augusto Reddick
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|PolkaDot Patterson
ย +
|๐Ÿ› ๏ธ
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|Will (๐Ÿ› ๏ธ)
ย +
|Equivalent Exchange
ย +
|-
ย +
|21 EL
ย +
|Lachlan Shelton
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|Nicholas Mora
ย +
|๐Ÿ…
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ)
ย +
|Equivalent Exchange
ย +
|-
ย +
|21 EL
ย +
|Cudi Di Batterino
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|Freemium Seraph
ย +
|๐Ÿ‹๏ธ
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|Will (๐Ÿ‹๏ธ)
ย +
|Equivalent Exchange
ย +
|-
ย +
|21 EL
ย +
|Nicholas Mora
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
| -
ย +
|
ย +
|
ย +
|Blessing
ย +
|Recruit Ego
ย +
|-
ย +
|22 LS
ย +
| -
ย +
|
ย +
|Liquid Friend XII
ย +
|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|Gift Shop
ย +
|
ย +
|-
ย +
|22 LS
ย +
| -
ย +
|
ย +
|Uncle Plasma XII
ย +
|๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|Gift Shop
ย +
|
ย +
|-
ย +
|22 EL
ย +
|Randy Dennis
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|Slosh Truk
ย +
|
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ)
ย +
|Equivalent Exchange
ย +
|-
ย +
|22 EL
ย +
|Tucker Flores
ย +
|๐Ÿ‘ฅ
ย +
| -
ย +
|
ย +
|
ย +
|Blessing (๐ŸŽธ)
ย +
|Gachapon
ย +
|-
ย +
|22 EL
ย +
|Ziwa Mueller
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|Tiana Wheeler
ย +
|
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|Blessing (โœจ)
ย +
|Little Swap
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
! colspan="5" |Expansion Era
+
|22 EL
ย +
|Liquid Friend XII
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
| -
ย +
|
ย +
|
ย +
|Dust
ย +
|
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
!Season
+
|22 EL
โˆ’
!Wins
+
| -
โˆ’
!Record
+
|
โˆ’
!Postseason
+
|Mags Banananana
โˆ’
!Season Summary
+
|๐Ÿ‹๏ธ
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|Roamin'
ย +
|
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 12|12 - The Expansion Era]]
+
|22 EL
โˆ’
|55
+
| -
โˆ’
|55-44
+
|
โˆ’
|Did not qualify.
+
|Alejandro Leaf
ย +
|๐Ÿ’€
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|Roamin'
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 12#Wills|Trust]] will with a 1% chance, granting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} [[Modifications#Flippers|modification]].
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]] will with a 43% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|11.5|15.9}} combined stars.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Earlbirds]] blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the {{ModifInline|Earlbirds}} modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[Ohio Worms]] by 10%.
ย 
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 13|13 - Home Free]]
+
|23 117
โˆ’
|57
+
|Slosh Truk
โˆ’
|57-42
+
|๐Ÿ
โˆ’
|'''Quarterfinalists'''
+
| -
โˆ’
L 2-3 vs. [[Hawai'i Fridays]]
ย 
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 13#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 26% chance, shadowing [[Mooney Doctor]] in exchange for [[Shirai McElroy]].
+
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]] will with a 6% chance, targeting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed [[Shirai McElroy]].
+
|ILB Semi-Centennial
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 13|High Pressure]] blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} [[Modifications#High Pressure|modification]].
+
|Entered the Shadows
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 14|14 - The -ides]]
+
|23 117
โˆ’
|68
+
|PolkaDot Patterson
โˆ’
|68-31
+
|๐Ÿ
โˆ’
|'''ILB Champions'''
+
| -
โˆ’
W 3-0 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br>
ย 
โˆ’
W 3-2 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]<br>
ย 
โˆ’
W 3-0 vs. [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]
ย 
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14|Infuse]] will with a 5% chance, granting [[Lucien Patchwork]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} combined stars.
+
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 14#Wills|Revoke]] will with a 38% chance, revoking [[Bright Zimmerman]], who then roamed to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
+
|ILB Semi-Centennial
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 14#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
+
|Entered the Shadows
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 15|15 - Live Bait]]
+
|23 117
โˆ’
|62
+
|Tiana Wheeler
โˆ’
|62-37
+
|๐Ÿ‘ฅ
โˆ’
|'''ILB Champions'''
+
| -
โˆ’
W 3-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br>
+
|
โˆ’
W 3-1 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br>
+
|
โˆ’
W 3-1 vs. [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]
+
|ILB Semi-Centennial
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Season 15#Decrees|Bats]] decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]] will with a 4% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a pitching stat increase of {{Star Change|3.4|4.6}} while giving them a batting star decrease of {{Star Change|4.4|4.2}} .
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will with an 11% chance, targeting [[York Silk]] in exchange for [[Fish Summer]].
ย 
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Dallas Steaks|Steaks]]' [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] was traded to the Moist Talkers for [[PolkaDot Patterson]].
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 15#Blessings|Water Logged]] blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|H20}} [[Blood Type|blood type]].
ย 
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 16|16 - Mass Production]]
+
|23 117
โˆ’
|64
+
|Eugenia Garbage
โˆ’
|64-35
+
|๐Ÿ
โˆ’
|'''Quarterfinalists'''
+
| -
โˆ’
L 2-3 vs. [[Core Mechanics]]
ย 
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 16#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 13% chance, trading [[Alston Cerveza]] for [[Richmond Harrison]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
+
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 16#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 36% chance, shadowing [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
+
|ILB Semi-Centennial
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]' [[Season 16#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Carmelo Plums]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[York Silk]].
+
|Entered the Shadows
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 17|17 - Collections]]
+
|23 117
โˆ’
|54
+
| -
โˆ’
|54-45
+
|
โˆ’
|Did not qualify.
+
|Slosh Truk
ย +
|๐Ÿ’ซ
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|ILB Semi-Centennial
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 17#Wills|Move]] will with a 12% chance, moving [[Carmelo Plums]] from the lineup to the rotation.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 17#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Carmelo Plums]] for [[Goobie Ballson]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)/IF-14.81|Necklace Supply Run]] blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 17|Handcrafted Necklace Drop]] blessing, granting [[Commissioner Vapor]] a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat.
ย 
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 18|18 - New Editions]]
+
|23 117
โˆ’
|42
+
| -
โˆ’
|42-57
+
|
โˆ’
|Did not qualify.
+
|PolkaDot Patterson
ย +
|๐Ÿ’ซ
ย +
|๐Ÿ
ย +
|ILB Semi-Centennial
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 18#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Greer Lott]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 18#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 22% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|3.0|4.1}} .
ย 
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Miami Dale|Dale]]'s [[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Randy Dennis]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Richmond Harrison]].
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 18#Blessings|Slow Build]] blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the {{ModifInline|Slow Build}} [[Modifications#Slow Build|modification]].
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Tokyo Lift/Season 18|Open Floor Plan]] blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the {{ModifInline|Open Floor Plan}} [[Modifications#Open Floor Plan|modification]].
ย 
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 19|19 - Undertow]]
+
|23 117
โˆ’
| -58
+
| -
โˆ’
|58-41
+
|
โˆ’
|Did not qualify.
+
|Tiana Wheeler
ย +
|๐Ÿ’ซ
ย +
|๐Ÿ‘ฅ
ย +
|ILB Semi-Centennial
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of {{ModifInline|Free Wills}}.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Amos Melon]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 31% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|4.1|5.2}} .
ย 
โˆ’
*Finally, the Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Goobie Ballson]] for [[Cudi Di Batterino]] of the [[Tokyo Lift]].
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Super Roamin' Fifth Base]] blessing with 4% of the vote, granting [[Jesรบs Koch]] The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Shadow Helmet Supply Run]] blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
ย 
โˆ’
*Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
ย 
โˆ’
*Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Moderation]] blessing, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Moderation}} [[Modifications#Moderation|modification]].
ย 
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 19#Blessings|Subtractor]] blessing, [[Cedric Spliff]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
ย 
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 20|20 - Win(Win)]]
+
|23 117
โˆ’
|40
+
| -
โˆ’
|40-59
+
|
โˆ’
|'''Underbracket Quarterfinals'''
+
|Eugenia Garbage
โˆ’
L 2-3 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]]
+
|๐Ÿ’ซ
ย +
|โšพ
ย +
|ILB Semi-Centennial
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 20#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 2% chance, trading [[Beans McBlase]] for [[Greer Lott]] of the [[Philly Pies]].
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 20#Wills|Reform]] will with a 9% chance, reforming [[Cedric Spliff]]'s {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]] into {{ModifInline|Flinch}}.
ย 
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] winning the [[Season 20#Blessings|Fringe Benefit]] blessing, [[Commissioner Vapor]] was sent to the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] with no replacement.
ย 
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 21|21 - Red Herring]]
+
|23 EL
โˆ’
|67
+
|Rosstin Andante
โˆ’
|57-42
+
|๐Ÿ‘ฅ
โˆ’
|'''Wildcard'''<br>
+
| -
โˆ’
'''Underbracket Finalists'''<br>
+
|
โˆ’
W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br>
ย 
โˆ’
W 3-2 vs. [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]<br>
ย 
โˆ’
L 0-3 vs. [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
ย 
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]] will with an 18% chance, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|2x}} [[Modifications#2x|modification]].
+
|Blessing (๐ŸŒฎ)
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 4% chance, trading [[Lachlan Shelton]] for [[Nicholas Mora]] of the [[Hades Tigers]].
+
|Gachapon
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Core Mechanics|Mechanics]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[PolkaDot Patterson]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
ย 
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Freemium Seraph]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Cudi Di Batterino]].
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 21#Blessings|Shadow Evolution]] blessing with 8% of the vote, [[Evolution|Evolving]] the entirety of the Moist Talkers' shadows to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
ย 
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 21#Blessings|Recruit Ego]] blessing, [[Nicholas Mora]] was sent to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] with no replacement.
ย 
ย 
|-
ย 
|-
โˆ’
|[[Season 22|22 - Overdue]]
+
|23 EL
โˆ’
|41
+
|Mags Banananana
โˆ’
|41-58
+
|โšพ
โˆ’
|'''Wildcard Round'''<br>
+
| -
โˆ’
L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
+
|
ย +
|
ย +
|Roamin'
ย 
|
ย 
|
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 22#Wills|Move]] will with a 19% chance, moving [[Greer Lott]] from the lineup to the rotation.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Randy Dennis]] for [[Slosh Truk]] of the [[Atlantis Georgias]].
ย 
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 22#Wills|Shadow Revoke]] will, [[Mags Banananana]] Roamed to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
ย 
โˆ’
*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 22#Blessings|Heads over Tails]] blessing with 0% of the vote, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Negative|modification]].
ย 
โˆ’
*As a result of the [[Yellowstone Magic|Magic]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Little Swap]] blessing, [[Tiana Wheeler]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Ziwa Mueller]].
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*As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]] blessing, [[Lucien Patchwork]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]] blessing, [[Slosh Truk]] was given the {{ModifInline|Skipping}} [[Modifications#Skipping|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Tucker Flores]] was sent to the Garages' shadows with no replacement.
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*[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the [[Hall of Flame]] to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
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*During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], [[Slosh Truk]], [[PolkaDot Patterson]], [[Tiana Wheeler]], and [[Eugenia Garbage]] were all sent to play for the [[Rising Stars]]. After the game, all four players fell back to the Moist Talkers, with Truk and Garbage joining the rotation, Patterson rejoining the lineup, and Wheeler reentering the shadows.
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*The Moist Talkers voted to receive the [[Season 23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate]] Party Favor, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Roamless}} [[Modifications#Roamless|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[Reader]] declaring a 'scoring play', the team was granted the {{ModifInline|Under Review}} [[Modifications#Under Review|modification]].
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*As a result of claiming their third championship, the Moist Talkers Evolved and gained the {{ModifInline|Flood Bath}} [[Modifications#Flood Bath|modification]].
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*As a result of the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]] winning the [[Season 23#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Rosstin Andante]] was sent to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]]' shadows with no replacement.
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*Both [[Mags Banananana]] and [[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed away from the team, Roaming to the [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]] and [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] respectively.
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==Team Overview==
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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/History]]</small>
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The [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talker's]] home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]] in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
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The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
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||[[Miami Dale]]||[[Emre Graves]]||[[Eddie Mulberry]]||[[Tahini Poinsettia]]||[[Lottie Yoshida]]
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||[[Baltimore Crabs]]||[[Chae DeShields]]||[[Tiara Loveless]]||[[Star Ali]]||[[Vaquita Magno]]
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||[[Philly Pies]]||[[Amos Parveen]]||[[Mars Anchor]]||[[Jira Sealegs]]||[[Ariadne Amaat]]
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||[[Hades Tigers]]||[[Clyde Fetch]]||[[Isla Solo]]||[[Mehdi Caper]]||[[Sage Kuroki]]
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||[[Atlantis Georgias]]||[[Khulan Kebede]]||[[Daisuke Witless]]||[[Emmet Atomic]]||[[Waverly Mori]]
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||[[Core Mechanics]]||[[Famke Gauntlet]]||[[Frittata Morris]]||[[Vicuรฑa Grimsley]]||[[Niu Chen]]
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||[[Houston Spies]]||[[Faye Melange]]||[[Chester Abu-Zaid]]||[[Sevgi Gore]]||[[Mindy Khan]]
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||[[Broken Ridge Jazz Hands]]||[[Bud Dragovic]]||[[Rusty Chavez]]||[[Waldo Sudchai]]||[[Kitfo Goodwyn]]
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||[[Dallas Steaks]]||[[Saffron Longfield]]||[[Vanille Okidoke]]||[[Junior Kramer]]||[[Shugo Alvarez]]
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||[[Chicago Firefighters]]||[[Audrey Leonard]]||[[Willem Governor]]||[[Lupita Juice]]||[[Ralph Vincent]]
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||[[Mexico City Wild Wings]]||[[Letitia Diop]]||[[Lihuรฉn Skyhigh]]||[[Katja Twain]]||[[Nori Bluegrass]]
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||[[Hawai'i Fridays]]||[[Oxen Seo]]||[[Harry Flora]]||[[Svetlana Dickens]]||[[Eun Senior]]
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||[[Seattle Garages]]||[[Mindy Rahman]]||[[Susan Witherspoon]]||[[Josephine Aster]]||[[Deion Gamage]]
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||[[Yellowstone Magic]]||[[Kiki Avci]]||[[DeAndre O'Possum]]||[[Demet Cabrera]]||[[Amos Sikaeo]]
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||[[Ohio Worms]]||[[Jorge Kahvegian]]||[[Archie Yanez]]||[[Ajax Murphy]]||[[Malin Hsu]]
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||[[Tokyo Lift]]||[[Gumdrop Che Amran]]||[[ร–zlem Suttner]]||[[Katy Hermoso]]||[[Aya Chartreuse]]
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Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table

Former Players

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)

Beta
Date Removed Added Cause
02 72 Trevino Merritt ๐Ÿ Simon Haley ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
02 EL Oliver Notarobot โšพ PolkaDot Patterson ๐Ÿฆ€ โšพ Blessing (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Defection
03 19 Kennedy Alstott ๐Ÿ Lachlan Shelton ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
03 44 Tyler Violet ๐Ÿ Ziwa Mueller ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
04 28 Joe Voorhees ๐Ÿ Workman Gloom ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ Feedback
06 19 Richmond Harrison ๐Ÿ Fish Summer ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ Feedback
06 23 Lachlan Shelton ๐Ÿ Antonio Wallace ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ Feedback
06 82 Hobbs Cain ๐Ÿ Alston Cerveza ๐Ÿฅง ๐Ÿ Feedback
07 32 Elijah Bates ๐Ÿ Kiki Familia ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
07 33 Kiki Familia ๐Ÿ Quack Enjoyable ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
07 33 Antonio Wallace ๐Ÿ Beans McBlase ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
07 81 Workman Gloom ๐Ÿ Commissioner Vapor ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
08 42 Quack Enjoyable ๐Ÿ Cedric Spliff ๐ŸŽธ ๐Ÿ Feedback
08 44 Eugenia Garbage ๐Ÿ Lachlan Shelton ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ Feedback
08 44 Simon Haley ๐Ÿ Eugenia Garbage ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ Feedback
09 53 Ortiz Morse โšพ Jaylen Hotdogfingers ๐ŸŽธ โšพ Feedback
09 64 Jaylen Hotdogfingers โšพ Beasley Gloom ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ โšพ Feedback
10 EL - York Silk ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿ Fell to Team SHELLED ONE's Defeat
12 EL PolkaDot Patterson โšพ Doc Anice ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ โšพ Will (๐Ÿ› ๏ธ) Exchange
13 41 Doc Anice โšพ Bright Zimmerman ๐Ÿฅง โšพ Feedback
13 EL Shirai McElroy โšพ PolkaDot Patterson ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ โšพ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Exchange
14 87 York Silk ๐Ÿ Lucien Patchwork ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Incineration
14 EL Bright Zimmerman โšพ - Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Revoke
15 EL PolkaDot Patterson โšพ Sixpack Dogwalker โšพ Will (๐Ÿฅฉ) Plunder
15 EL Fish Summer ๐Ÿ York Silk ๐Ÿฆ€ ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Plunder
16 EL Alston Cerveza ๐Ÿ Richmond Harrison ๐ŸŒž ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
16 EL York Silk ๐Ÿ Carmelo Plums ๐ŸŽธ ๐Ÿ Will (๐ŸŽธ) Plunder
17 EL Carmelo Plums โšพ Goobie Ballson ๐Ÿ”ฅ โšพ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
18 LS - York Silk III ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Gift Shop
18 EL Richmond Harrison ๐Ÿ Randy Dennis ๐Ÿšค ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿšค) Equivalent Exchange
18 EL York Silk III ๐Ÿ - Dust
19 EL Goobie Ballson โšพ Cudi Di Batterino ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ โšพ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
20 09 Jesรบs Koch ๐Ÿ - Super Roamin'
20 27 - Jesรบs Koch ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ Super Roamin'
20 36 Jesรบs Koch ๐Ÿ - Super Roamin'
20 LS Chorby Soul VI ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Gift Shop
20 92 Greer Lott โšพ Jacoby Podcast ๐Ÿฅง โšพ Feedback
20 EL Beans McBlase ๐Ÿ Greer Lott ๐Ÿฅง ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
20 EL Commissioner Vapor ๐Ÿ - Blessing (๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ) Fringe Benefit
20 EL Chorby Soul VI ๐Ÿ - Dust
21 EL Augusto Reddick ๐Ÿ PolkaDot Patterson ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ› ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
21 EL Lachlan Shelton ๐Ÿ Nicholas Mora ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
21 EL Cudi Di Batterino โšพ Freemium Seraph ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ‹๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
21 EL Nicholas Mora ๐Ÿ - Blessing Recruit Ego
22 LS - Liquid Friend XII ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ Gift Shop
22 LS - Uncle Plasma XII ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ โšพ Gift Shop
22 EL Randy Dennis ๐Ÿ Slosh Truk ๐Ÿ Will (๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ) Equivalent Exchange
22 EL Tucker Flores ๐Ÿ‘ฅ - Blessing (๐ŸŽธ) Gachapon
22 EL Ziwa Mueller โšพ Tiana Wheeler โšพ Blessing (โœจ) Little Swap
22 EL Liquid Friend XII ๐Ÿ - Dust
22 EL - Mags Banananana ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ โšพ Roamin'
22 EL - Alejandro Leaf ๐Ÿ’€ โšพ Roamin'
23 117 Slosh Truk ๐Ÿ - ILB Semi-Centennial Entered the Shadows
23 117 PolkaDot Patterson ๐Ÿ - ILB Semi-Centennial Entered the Shadows
23 117 Tiana Wheeler ๐Ÿ‘ฅ - ILB Semi-Centennial
23 117 Eugenia Garbage ๐Ÿ - ILB Semi-Centennial Entered the Shadows
23 117 - Slosh Truk ๐Ÿ’ซ โšพ ILB Semi-Centennial
23 117 - PolkaDot Patterson ๐Ÿ’ซ ๐Ÿ ILB Semi-Centennial
23 117 - Tiana Wheeler ๐Ÿ’ซ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ ILB Semi-Centennial
23 117 - Eugenia Garbage ๐Ÿ’ซ โšพ ILB Semi-Centennial
23 EL Rosstin Andante ๐Ÿ‘ฅ - Blessing (๐ŸŒฎ) Gachapon
23 EL Mags Banananana โšพ - Roamin'
23 EL Alejandro Leaf โšพ - Roamin'
23 EL Uncle Plasma XII โšพ - Dust


New Players for Season 1
Team Player 1 Player 2 Player 3 Player 4
Kansas City Breath Mints Stretch Sutton Brooklyn Nottingham Tiara Xidoufen Noah Gordon
San Francisco Lovers Carlos Outlaw Sherbet Baek Ramiel Jang Ariadne Wasabi
Boston Flowers Skylar Khan Duha Kamara Fatima Garrote Amir Murphy
Canada Moist Talkers Jay Camacho Stretch Filigree Ginger Fiesta Scott Gray
New York Millennials Clayton Legume Malin Pietruszka Asuka Guacamole Alejandro Navarro
LA Unlimited Tacos Nigel Candy Pernelongo al-Wazir Amos Chernobog Soojin Gloom
Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams Grizz El Sayed Guozhi Ong Kajjala Aliyev Carter Grimsley
Charleston Shoe Thieves Penelope Berkowitz Beef Knight Vee Curry Zuri Shoelace
Miami Dale Emre Graves Eddie Mulberry Tahini Poinsettia Lottie Yoshida
Baltimore Crabs Chae DeShields Tiara Loveless Star Ali Vaquita Magno
Philly Pies Amos Parveen Mars Anchor Jira Sealegs Ariadne Amaat
Hades Tigers Clyde Fetch Isla Solo Mehdi Caper Sage Kuroki
Atlantis Georgias Khulan Kebede Daisuke Witless Emmet Atomic Waverly Mori
Core Mechanics Famke Gauntlet Frittata Morris Vicuรฑa Grimsley Niu Chen
Houston Spies Faye Melange Chester Abu-Zaid Sevgi Gore Mindy Khan
Broken Ridge Jazz Hands Bud Dragovic Rusty Chavez Waldo Sudchai Kitfo Goodwyn
Dallas Steaks Saffron Longfield Vanille Okidoke Junior Kramer Shugo Alvarez
Chicago Firefighters Audrey Leonard Willem Governor Lupita Juice Ralph Vincent
Mexico City Wild Wings Letitia Diop Lihuรฉn Skyhigh Katja Twain Nori Bluegrass
Hawai'i Fridays Oxen Seo Harry Flora Svetlana Dickens Eun Senior
Seattle Garages Mindy Rahman Susan Witherspoon Josephine Aster Deion Gamage
Yellowstone Magic Kiki Avci DeAndre O'Possum Demet Cabrera Amos Sikaeo
Ohio Worms Jorge Kahvegian Archie Yanez Ajax Murphy Malin Hsu
Tokyo Lift Gumdrop Che Amran ร–zlem Suttner Katy Hermoso Aya Chartreuse