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On [[Season 15]], Day 52, during a game against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Uncle Plasma entered the {{ModLink|Crime Scene}} at [[The Meadow]] to [[Investigation|investigate]] the mysterious disappearance of [[Brisket Friendo]] from the Breath Mints’ [[Shadows]]. As a prerequisite to the investigation, Breath Mints General Manager [[Max Betmint]] insisted that Plasma sign a temporary team transfer contract, as well as a non-disclosure agreement, confidentiality agreement, end-of-life plan, performance contract, digital image license, employee privacy policy, end user license agreement, letter of recommendation, equipment rental agreement, personal financial statement, hold-harmless indemnity agreement, survivorship deed, vehicle leasing agreement, website terms and conditions, and liability waver. During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], it was revealed that due to a hidden clause in the temporary team transfer contract, the contract was actually permanent, signing Uncle Plasma to Kansas City's pitching rotation for the foreseeable future. | On [[Season 15]], Day 52, during a game against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Uncle Plasma entered the {{ModLink|Crime Scene}} at [[The Meadow]] to [[Investigation|investigate]] the mysterious disappearance of [[Brisket Friendo]] from the Breath Mints’ [[Shadows]]. As a prerequisite to the investigation, Breath Mints General Manager [[Max Betmint]] insisted that Plasma sign a temporary team transfer contract, as well as a non-disclosure agreement, confidentiality agreement, end-of-life plan, performance contract, digital image license, employee privacy policy, end user license agreement, letter of recommendation, equipment rental agreement, personal financial statement, hold-harmless indemnity agreement, survivorship deed, vehicle leasing agreement, website terms and conditions, and liability waver. During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], it was revealed that due to a hidden clause in the temporary team transfer contract, the contract was actually permanent, signing Uncle Plasma to Kansas City's pitching rotation for the foreseeable future. | ||
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| + | After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter [[Kina Larsen]] as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous {{ModLink|Elsewhere}} players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself. | ||
Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting {{Deadlink|Schlitterbahn Waterpark Kansas City}} after making use of The Meadow’s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years. | Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting {{Deadlink|Schlitterbahn Waterpark Kansas City}} after making use of The Meadow’s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years. | ||
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Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam. | Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam. | ||
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==Chants== | ==Chants== | ||
[[File:Get chapel killed.png|thumb|Example of how to use the "get chapel killed" chant in chat.]] | [[File:Get chapel killed.png|thumb|Example of how to use the "get chapel killed" chant in chat.]] | ||
| + | *Uncle Mode On | ||
| + | *Nephew Mode (when performing poorly) | ||
*All according to Plansma! | *All according to Plansma! | ||
*Get Unc’d on! | *Get Unc’d on! | ||
*'''get chapel killed''' | *'''get chapel killed''' | ||
| + | *UNKIE NASTY (following [[Season 19]] infusion) | ||
| + | *Dunkle Plasma / Uncle Faxma (when getting {{ModLink|Fax Machine|Faxed}}) | ||
Revision as of 23:02, 9 July 2021
Time on the Millennials
(Uncle to Fynn Doyle)
Time on the Breath Mints
On Season 15, Day 52, during a game against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Uncle Plasma entered the Crime Scene at The Meadow to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Brisket Friendo from the Breath Mints’ Shadows. As a prerequisite to the investigation, Breath Mints General Manager Max Betmint insisted that Plasma sign a temporary team transfer contract, as well as a non-disclosure agreement, confidentiality agreement, end-of-life plan, performance contract, digital image license, employee privacy policy, end user license agreement, letter of recommendation, equipment rental agreement, personal financial statement, hold-harmless indemnity agreement, survivorship deed, vehicle leasing agreement, website terms and conditions, and liability waver. During the Season 15 elections, it was revealed that due to a hidden clause in the temporary team transfer contract, the contract was actually permanent, signing Uncle Plasma to Kansas City's pitching rotation for the foreseeable future.
After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter Kina Larsen as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous Elsewhere players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself.
Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting Schlitterbahn Waterpark Kansas City after making use of The Meadow’s Fax Machine. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.
Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.
Excerpts from Plasma’s Notes
(IRM format - missattributed quotes should include the real source in a footnote)
- “coyotes”
- “get chapel killed”
- The existence of Fish Summer implies a Fish Winter…
- what is it about buttermilk that make you drive real good
- the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN" (https://twitter.com/dril/status/813966376327086080)
- big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck (https://twitter.com/dril/status/398879478912258048)
- see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful partner? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office (https://twitter.com/dril/status/158042815128023040)
- im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough . (https://twitter.com/dril/status/934242047015387136)
- just found out about Object Permanence... why didnt any one tell me about this shit (https://twitter.com/dril/status/1108543516227985408)
- should i learn Letters first? or choose the path of Numbers? a queston every baby must ask it self (https://twitter.com/dril/status/1329464017417474048)
- To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. (Source: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey)
- Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. (Source: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey)
- if trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? probably, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason (Source: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey)
- Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Breath Mints Pitching $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my offense is dying (https://twitter.com/dril/status/384408932061417472)
