Spears Taylor

Spears Taylor
Basic Information
Team	Hades Tigers
Status	Alive
Batting	★
Pitching	½
Defense	★★★★
Running	(bugged)
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Playing pranks
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	5
Soulscream	AEEEXAEEEXAUOAOEUOAOEUEHAAXEHAAXEEOAHXEOAHXEHAAHIHAAHIHOHIEEOHIEEOIAAXIIAAXIIAOAOIAOAOIA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Other Background Information
Favorite Pie	Grasshopper Pie

Spears Taylor is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers. Taylor has been a member of the team since Season 4. Taylor is known for anti-capitalism.

Official League Records

On Season 3, Day 98, Taylor swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction. This lowered their rating from ★★½ to ★.

On Season 4, Day 43, Taylor was caught in a Feedback loop and swapped teams with Jessica Telephone changing from the Philly Pies to the Hades Tigers.

Polearm Incidents

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Spears Taylor was a short stop for the Philly Pies. They are rated the second most anti-capitalistic player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at Bees Kneesos, or the time they made the news for clipping Eli Rank with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases!

Singing Voice

Spears Taylor's origins are shrouded in mystery - however, many claim that they follow a similar fate as fellow Pies player Kennedy Cena, being an amalgamation of both Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. No confirmation is yet given on this, but eyewitness karaoke reports testify to the beauty and horror of their singing.