Solar Distortion (Band)

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Solar Distortion is a band comprised of 6 demons that are contractually obligated to play before every home game of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, in an attempt to appease The Sun. They play songs with heavy solar theming exclusively. Their genre could be described as a mix of the heaviest death metal on planet earth and 90's commercial jingles. Even though he was forcibly removed from the band, JEFF sometimes does guest vocals, much to the chagrin of the band and everyone in attendance. Through the efforts of their manager Ray, Solar Distortion has tried to branch off into playing other venues, but through a combination of Ray's inability to communicate with living beings and the band's abrasive and unique sound they have largely been ignored everywhere else except for the Hellmouth Stadium.

Lineup

  • Amon (Drums)
  • Mantus (Rhythm Guitar)
  • Nergal (Lead Guitar)
  • Kevin (Bass)
  • Behemoth (Vocals)
  • Balaam (Keyboard)


Past Members

  • JEFF (Whatever Instrument He Felt Like At The Time)
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