Sir Veza Brewing Company

The Sir Veza Brewing Company was a Philadelphia Brewery renowned for its secret family beer that was the key ingredient in enabling party time. It was founded by Alston Cerveza Sr. The current heir to the company, Alston Cerveza Jr., is a hitter for the Philly Pies.

Company History

Alston Cerveza Sr. was originally a revenant formed from the hungry ghost of an unknown murdered brewery worker that merged with the vat of lager into which their body was thrown. They made their way to Boston as part of a shipment of kegs to be tapped in the Model Cafe, a bar of note in Alston Village. When those kegs were tapped, the revenant erupted in a cascade of foam and rage, and began to lay waste to the bar and it's customers. Luckily, this drinkery was the meeting place of the Knights of Alston, a motorcycle gang of occult weirdoes, burnouts, and dreamers that protect the town of Alston, MA from those who would do her harm.

After a lengthy battle during which many pints were sunk, Alston was weakened through the efforts of the Knights, their substance drank away bit by bit until they could be imprisoned in a beer bottle. For decades, they laid sleeping within their prison, memories of their past drifting away one by one like carbonation bubbles. Eventually all that remained of their self-identity was the name of those who had bottled them, and the last word in the incantation spoken by Rudolph Rocker, head of the Knights that was used to trap them - "Cerveza."

The bottle, along with other mystical artifacts, accompanied the Knights on their travels for a time, before being mistakenly swapped for a bottle of actual beer to be snuck into a blaseball game between the Wild Wings and the Philly Pies. When the bottle was cracked, Alston rushed out, gathering to themself the sudsy substance of the many beers of the crowd, ready to wreak their vengeance - until they saw the game below them. Something about the majesty of Blaseball, the fiery eyes of the umpires among the darkness of the solar eclipse, the crack of the bats and the spirit of the teams soothed their tormented soul.

Alston realized that the Philadelphia team needed a suitable beverage to accompany their delicious Pies. He created the Sir Veza brewery to provide just a beverage, and his beer became an instant success.

After running the brewery for twenty years, Alston Cerveza Sr. tragically evaporated in the mysterious fire that destroyed his brewery.