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Royal Crown Malort is a non-alcoholic beverage from the city of [[Chicago]]. It is the official drink of the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. | Royal Crown Malort is a non-alcoholic beverage from the city of [[Chicago]]. It is the official drink of the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. | ||
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Royal Crown Malort is an even mix of RC Cola, non-alcoholic Malort, and hydrant water. It can only be drunk from a fire hose at full blast. | Royal Crown Malort is an even mix of RC Cola, non-alcoholic Malort, and hydrant water. It can only be drunk from a fire hose at full blast. | ||
| − | Because the recipe is a triple combo, it is also commonly referred to as "Butt's Special Stuff", in reference to [[Joshua Butt]] and their intrinsic link to the number 3. | + | Because the recipe is a triple combo, it is also commonly referred to as "Butt's Special Stuff", in reference to [[Joshua Butt]] and their intrinsic link to the number 3.<br /> |
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Occasionally, the Firefighters will drive around in the official team Firetruck and spray Royal Crown Malort at pedestrians as it travels throughout [[Chicago]]'s streets. | Occasionally, the Firefighters will drive around in the official team Firetruck and spray Royal Crown Malort at pedestrians as it travels throughout [[Chicago]]'s streets. | ||
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| + | [[File:RC Malort Bill board.png|left|400x400px|Art by Fen [http://twitter.com/sublimemarch @sublimemarch]|alt=|thumb]] | ||
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Revision as of 19:29, 31 July 2020
Royal Crown Malort is a non-alcoholic beverage from the city of Chicago. It is the official drink of the Chicago Firefighters.
Recipe
Royal Crown Malort is an even mix of RC Cola, non-alcoholic Malort, and hydrant water. It can only be drunk from a fire hose at full blast.
Because the recipe is a triple combo, it is also commonly referred to as "Butt's Special Stuff", in reference to Joshua Butt and their intrinsic link to the number 3.
Usage
The Fire House has hoses strategically placed around the stadium. Whenever the Firefighters hit a home run and Betsy the cow knocks over her lantern, starting a fire, Royal Crown Malort is sprayed on the masses below both in celebration and to put out the fire.
Occasionally, the Firefighters will drive around in the official team Firetruck and spray Royal Crown Malort at pedestrians as it travels throughout Chicago's streets.
Branding
