Ren Hunter
Ren Hunter is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"[1] Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.[2] It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by incineration, but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incineration.
Ren Hunter is rumored to be in a romantic relationship with Kansas City Breath Mints batter Boyfriend Monreal, although the exact nature of this relationship is unclear. Hunter has declined to speak publicly on the issue, and in a XX53 interview, Monreal simply stated "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."
Ren Hunter goes on weekend hunting trips[3]with Hades Tigers Batter and Possession Transference Vessel Resident Landry Violence. ANY ATTEMPTS TO STOP OR FOLLOW THEM WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.
A recording of Ren's walkup theme has somehow escaped the Shoe Thieves Stadium, despite several countermeasures. It can be heard here:
You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.
