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| − | {{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status= | + | {{Player|team=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]|status=Alive|pronouns=she/her|species=Ren Hunter|Boyfriend=[[Boyfriend Monreal]]|nickname="She-Run Ren", "Home Ren"|rating=★★★★|position=Right Field|image1=Ren Profile Picture.png|dislikes=Tillman Henderson}}'''Ren Hunter''' is a hitter for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and has been since [[Season One]]. |
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| − | + | == Blaseball Career == | |
| − | + | Hunter is of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585048422322177</ref> Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.<ref>https://twitter.com/CHSSTFans/status/1288585051157004289</ref> It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by [[incineration]], but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incineration. | |
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Ren specializes in stealing Crocs. | Ren specializes in stealing Crocs. | ||
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'''You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.''' | '''You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.''' | ||
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| + | == Personal Life == | ||
| + | Ren Hunter is rumored to be in a romantic relationship with [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] batter [[Boyfriend Monreal]], although the exact nature of this relationship is unclear. Hunter has declined to speak publicly on the issue, and in a XX53 interview, Monreal simply stated "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass." | ||
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| + | Ren Hunter used to go on weekend hunting trips<ref>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u28l0ZCxx22RygecUfe28zY02Z-meapf_7MuWLgHfMc/edit?usp=drivesdk</ref>with [[Hades Tigers]] Batter and Possession Transference Vessel Resident [[Landry Violence]]. She has declined all questions on Landry since the incineration. | ||
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Revision as of 19:25, 10 August 2020
Ren Hunter is a hitter for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been since Season One.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Blaseball Career
Hunter is of unknown origin. Described as "the most muscular woman to ever graced the field of Blaseball,"[1] Hunter typically leads the Shoe Thieves in slugging and strikeouts. Other details about Hunter generally evade human understanding, but witnesses describe a stupor during which mortals feel compelled to follow in the wake of her destruction.[2] It is theorized that this stupor may be broken by incineration, but presently no subject of this stupor has been the target of incineration.
Ren specializes in stealing Crocs.
A recording of Ren's walkup theme has somehow escaped the Shoe Thieves Stadium, despite several countermeasures. It can be heard here:
You have always already died for Ren Hunter. You have always already killed for Ren Hunter. You have always already lived for Ren Hunter.
Personal Life
Ren Hunter is rumored to be in a romantic relationship with Kansas City Breath Mints batter Boyfriend Monreal, although the exact nature of this relationship is unclear. Hunter has declined to speak publicly on the issue, and in a XX53 interview, Monreal simply stated "Ren makes me feel like my skin is bursting with thousands of eyes. Also, she's got a pretty nice ass."
Ren Hunter used to go on weekend hunting trips[3]with Hades Tigers Batter and Possession Transference Vessel Resident Landry Violence. She has declined all questions on Landry since the incineration.
