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| − | {{Player|team=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|rating=★★★|species=Teen|pronouns=He/Him|status=Alive, Radical|nickname="Randy Weed"}}Randall Marijuana, nicknamed "'''Randy Weed'''", is a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. His brother, [[Dominic Marijuana]], plays for the [[New York Millennials]]. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon. | + | {{Player|team=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|rating=★★★|species=Teen|pronouns=He/Him|status=Alive, Radical|nickname="Randy Weed"|Wearing a Jockstrap or No?=Definitely not.}}Randall Marijuana, nicknamed "'''Randy Weed'''", is a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. His brother, [[Dominic Marijuana]], plays for the [[New York Millennials]]. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon. |
Randy is often praised for his powerful batting despite his young age. While its technically against the rules, he makes a habit of skateboarding from base to base. | Randy is often praised for his powerful batting despite his young age. While its technically against the rules, he makes a habit of skateboarding from base to base. | ||
Revision as of 05:34, 1 August 2020
Randall Marijuana, nicknamed "Randy Weed", is a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. His brother, Dominic Marijuana, plays for the New York Millennials. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon.
Randy is often praised for his powerful batting despite his young age. While its technically against the rules, he makes a habit of skateboarding from base to base.
Career
During his "second" season, Randy was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, his Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the Canada Moist Talkers, Randy struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being Shamed. Coach immediately destroyed Randy's save file as a consequence.
Personal Life
Off the field, Randy has been known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. He is an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and his friend and teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.
Controversy
Randy is a fan of Miami Dalé player Dan Bong.
