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| − | {{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Alive|rating= | + | {{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Alive|rating=½|pronouns=she/her|image1=[[paula.png]]|caption1=Art by Fen @sublimemarch on [https://twitter.com/sublimemarch Twitter].|position=Catcher}}Paula Mason is a batter and current leadoff hitter for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. Like all of us, she is from [[Chicago]]. Her jersey number is 773.<br /> |
== History == | == History == | ||
Formerly the in-house splortscaster for the Firefighters, Paula has witnessed all the greatest triumphs and failures in Firefighter history. She started her career with the Firefighters' while reporting on the [[Great Chicago Blaseball Fire]] as the first on the scene to interview the newly formed team. | Formerly the in-house splortscaster for the Firefighters, Paula has witnessed all the greatest triumphs and failures in Firefighter history. She started her career with the Firefighters' while reporting on the [[Great Chicago Blaseball Fire]] as the first on the scene to interview the newly formed team. | ||
Paula has seen and reported on many an incineration, most notable among them being that of previous leadoff hitter [[Tyreek Olive]], who was incinerated on 2:26 of [[The Discipline Era]] during a regular season game against the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. Upon seeing Olive's bat hit the mound with no one left to wield it, Paula famously stood from her splortscaster seat, descended a fire pole, and took up the bat with a determination that left many fans in the stadium shocked into silence. | Paula has seen and reported on many an incineration, most notable among them being that of previous leadoff hitter [[Tyreek Olive]], who was incinerated on 2:26 of [[The Discipline Era]] during a regular season game against the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. Upon seeing Olive's bat hit the mound with no one left to wield it, Paula famously stood from her splortscaster seat, descended a fire pole, and took up the bat with a determination that left many fans in the stadium shocked into silence. | ||
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| + | On [[Season 3]] Day 20, in the fateful match against [[Yellowstone Magic]], Paula Mason caught a stray [[Peanuts (weather)|peanut]] in her mouth and dropped from 2 stars to 1/2 stars. | ||
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== Fan Art == | == Fan Art == | ||
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Revision as of 18:54, 6 August 2020
Paula Mason is a batter and current leadoff hitter for the Chicago Firefighters. Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 773.
History
Formerly the in-house splortscaster for the Firefighters, Paula has witnessed all the greatest triumphs and failures in Firefighter history. She started her career with the Firefighters' while reporting on the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire as the first on the scene to interview the newly formed team.
Paula has seen and reported on many an incineration, most notable among them being that of previous leadoff hitter Tyreek Olive, who was incinerated on 2:26 of The Discipline Era during a regular season game against the Los Angeles Tacos. Upon seeing Olive's bat hit the mound with no one left to wield it, Paula famously stood from her splortscaster seat, descended a fire pole, and took up the bat with a determination that left many fans in the stadium shocked into silence.
On Season 3 Day 20, in the fateful match against Yellowstone Magic, Paula Mason caught a stray peanut in her mouth and dropped from 2 stars to 1/2 stars.
