Parker Meng

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Parker Meng is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers.

Official League Records

Meng currently has no notable events in the official record books

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Generally confident and an excellent all-around athlete, Parker's great weakness is that she has falls apart in conversation with women she considers cute and has no ability to flirt.

Parker was a last-minute addition to the original roster, joining at the behest of her best friend, Helga Moreno. Parker played baseball in college and was a natural addition to the team but she only agreed to play so she could get closer to her crush, Helga Burton. Seasons later she has still not admitted her feelings, despite Helga M.'s emphatic encouragement. In the meantime, Parker has started dating several other members of the Lovers (mostly by accident) including Kichiro Guerra and Knight Urlacher.

Parker's flirting problem is so acute that she sought out demonic help, but all the demons did was make her a better pitcher.

Parker is Chinese-American and a life-long resident of San Francisco.

Charitable Work

Parker is a transgender woman and works extensively with Bay Area schools and youth groups that serve transgender youth. She's also a highly visible advocate for trans inclusion in youth sports. She coaches one of the many LGBT+ youth teams based out of The PolyHedron, the Poly Youth Good Friends.