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Parker was a last-minute addition to the original roster, joining at the behest of her best friend, [[Helga Moreno]]. Parker played baseball in college and was a natural addition to the team but she only agreed to play so she could get closer to her crush, [[Helga Burton]]. At the end of season 3, Parker still hadn't confessed her feelings (although she had started dating several other members of the Lovers, including [[Kichiro Guerra]] and [[Knight Urlacher]] - mostly by accident). | Parker was a last-minute addition to the original roster, joining at the behest of her best friend, [[Helga Moreno]]. Parker played baseball in college and was a natural addition to the team but she only agreed to play so she could get closer to her crush, [[Helga Burton]]. At the end of season 3, Parker still hadn't confessed her feelings (although she had started dating several other members of the Lovers, including [[Kichiro Guerra]] and [[Knight Urlacher]] - mostly by accident). | ||
| − | During the extended Siesta prior to season 4, Parker shared her feelings with Helga Burton over twitter, and the two started dating. Shortly after, she realized that Helgas Moreno and Burton were actually two people who share one body; although initially alarmed, she talked it out with | + | During the extended Siesta prior to season 4, Parker shared her feelings with Helga Burton over twitter, and the two started dating. Shortly after, she realized that Helgas Moreno and Burton were actually two people who share one body; although initially alarmed, she talked it out with [[Helga]] and they continued dating. |
Parker is Chinese-American and a life-long resident of [[San Francisco]]. | Parker is Chinese-American and a life-long resident of [[San Francisco]]. | ||
Revision as of 13:45, 27 August 2020
Parker Meng is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers.
Official League Records
Meng currently has no notable events in the official record books
History
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Generally confident and an excellent all-around athlete, Parker's great weakness is that she has falls apart in conversation with women she considers cute and has no ability to flirt.
Parker was a last-minute addition to the original roster, joining at the behest of her best friend, Helga Moreno. Parker played baseball in college and was a natural addition to the team but she only agreed to play so she could get closer to her crush, Helga Burton. At the end of season 3, Parker still hadn't confessed her feelings (although she had started dating several other members of the Lovers, including Kichiro Guerra and Knight Urlacher - mostly by accident).
During the extended Siesta prior to season 4, Parker shared her feelings with Helga Burton over twitter, and the two started dating. Shortly after, she realized that Helgas Moreno and Burton were actually two people who share one body; although initially alarmed, she talked it out with Helga and they continued dating.
Parker is Chinese-American and a life-long resident of San Francisco.
Pitching
Parker's signature pitch, The Parker, is so-called because it "parks runners at home base." It has been reported[1] that the pitch can knock down walls, despite being clocked at an average of only 86 miles per hour. Phlysicists have not yet determined how that is possible.
Parker's pitching benefited from an attempt to get demonic help with her flirting problem. She attempted to make a deal with demons to become more suave, but they exploited a loophole and made her a better pitcher instead.
Charitable Work
Parker is a transgender woman and works extensively with Bay Area schools and youth groups that serve transgender youth. She's also a highly visible advocate for trans inclusion in youth sports. She coaches one of the many LGBT+ youth teams based out of The PolyHedron, the Poly Youth Good Friends.
