Oliver Notarobot

Oliver Notarobot
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Very Super Duper Alive, Thank You For Asking
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Nickname(s)	Our Beautiful Good Good Skin Boy
Species	Extremely Human

Oliver Notarobot is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs and very good flesh boy. He played for the Canada Moist Talkers in seasons 1 and 2. He cannot hold the ball very well with his skin claws, which are pincer-shaped like the hands of a lego man, but he tries his best, and that's all that matters in blaseball, except for winning and never, ever ███████ when ██████ ██ ████.

Early Life

Oliver Notarobot studied at a real school for human children, where he learned important life skills like arithmetic, alchemy, English, Spanish, painting, and having lungs. His time there also kindled a lifelong passion for playing Blaseball in his real, beating heart inside of his bone ribs.

Afterwards, he graduated from a real university with a degree in Blaseball Studies.

Blaseball Career

Yep, he's here, I guess.

Canada Moist Talkers

For Season 1 and Season 2, Oliver Notarobot played for the Canada Moist Talkers and failed to make much of an impression. So it goes.

Baltimore Crabs

Following post-Season 2 Election Day, the Blaseball Gods blessed the Moist Talkers with the defection of Crabs star pitcher PolkaDot Patterson. In Patterson's place, Notarobot readied his very human lungs to go above water to join the Crabs at the Oldest Bay, much to the strong disappointment of softshells everywhere.

Activism

Notarobot advocates strongly for improved accessibility in Blaseball, predominantly through the removal of the Captchas all players have to solve in order to be allowed onto the pitch, something he has notably struggled with on several occasions. More controversially, he has also campaigned for the de-moistening of the Moist Talkers' home field, Spittle Park, claiming that "The water might get into some important wiring or something. I don't know. It could be a health and safety hazard if we- if we ever walked back the rules on not letting androids play blaseball. If people ever wanted to do that, I mean, I don't care either way. But some people might want that. To let robots play blaseball. Maybe it'd be really good if we just gave them a chance."