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The New York Blittle League has numerous teams, with each borough having at least one team. Some of the more well known teams include the Battin' Island Zoomers and the Bronx Stonks | The New York Blittle League has numerous teams, with each borough having at least one team. Some of the more well known teams include the Battin' Island Zoomers and the Bronx Stonks | ||
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| − | New York Generation Z, affectionately referred to as NYGENZ, is [[Battin' Island]]'s [[Blittle League]] Team. They are a collection of janitors and young people hoping to make it big in the Blaseball world. | + | New York Generation Z, affectionately referred to as NYGENZ, is [[Battin' Island]]'s [[Blittle League]] Team. They are a collection of janitors and young people hoping to make it big in the Blaseball world. |
| + | Until her graduation from high school and acceptance to Columbia University, their social media was managed by Gennzy Mills, a batter for NYGENZ and general menace. | ||
| + | Notable Rivalries include: | ||
| − | + | NYGENZ vs Ranch Dressing, NYGENZ vs Climate Change, NYGENZ vs Generational Wealth, NYGENZ vs Social Anxiety, NYGENZ vs Impending Doom, NYGENZ vs Nihilism, NYGENZ vs Minimum Wage, NYGENZ vs Times Tables. <br /> | |
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| − | === Recruitment === | ||
[[Dominic Marijuana]] of the [[New York Millennials]] is known to spend most of his [[Basethirst (drink)]] endorsement checks to provide transportation for the underpaid janitorial staff of other franchises for Vibe Checks (replacement for tryouts, see below)<br /> | [[Dominic Marijuana]] of the [[New York Millennials]] is known to spend most of his [[Basethirst (drink)]] endorsement checks to provide transportation for the underpaid janitorial staff of other franchises for Vibe Checks (replacement for tryouts, see below)<br /> | ||
| − | === Structure === | + | ===Structure=== |
The team long ago had a traditional structure of leadership, but it was wholly driven off by the ruthless burns and cries of "OK BOOMER" from the players. The team is now an anarcho-commune. They no longer hold traditional tryouts, but instead perform a Vibe Check on hopeful new players. | The team long ago had a traditional structure of leadership, but it was wholly driven off by the ruthless burns and cries of "OK BOOMER" from the players. The team is now an anarcho-commune. They no longer hold traditional tryouts, but instead perform a Vibe Check on hopeful new players. | ||
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| − | == Bronx Stonks == | + | ==Bronx Stonks== |
The Bronx Stonks are a up and coming team within the New York Blittle League. The team has won the title of Most Improved 3 years in a row. | The Bronx Stonks are a up and coming team within the New York Blittle League. The team has won the title of Most Improved 3 years in a row. | ||
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Log █████████ | Log █████████ | ||
| − | == Manhattan Rent == | + | ==Manhattan Rent== |
Not much is known about the Manhattan Rent. [[Scrap Murphy]] was formerly a coach for this team before joining the New York Millennials. | Not much is known about the Manhattan Rent. [[Scrap Murphy]] was formerly a coach for this team before joining the New York Millennials. | ||
[[Category:Blittle League]] | [[Category:Blittle League]] | ||
[[Category:Lore]] | [[Category:Lore]] | ||
[[Category:New York Millennials]] | [[Category:New York Millennials]] | ||
Revision as of 01:49, 2 January 2021
The New York Blittle League has numerous teams, with each borough having at least one team. Some of the more well known teams include the Battin' Island Zoomers and the Bronx Stonks
List of New York Blittle League Teams
Battin' Island Zoomers
Bronx Stonks
Brooklyn Orgainic Freelance Artists (BOFA)
Fort Lee Fighting
Hoboken Hobklins
Jersey City Chillers
Manhattan Rent
Mt Vernon Presidents
Newark Airports
Queens Flush (The Flush of Queens)
Union City ██████
Upstate Downstates
Weehawken Wee Hawks
West New York Wicked Witches (The Wicked Witches of West New York)
Yonkers Yonkees
New York Generation Z Blittle League
New York Generation Z, affectionately referred to as NYGENZ, is Battin' Island's Blittle League Team. They are a collection of janitors and young people hoping to make it big in the Blaseball world.
Until her graduation from high school and acceptance to Columbia University, their social media was managed by Gennzy Mills, a batter for NYGENZ and general menace.
Notable Rivalries include:
NYGENZ vs Ranch Dressing, NYGENZ vs Climate Change, NYGENZ vs Generational Wealth, NYGENZ vs Social Anxiety, NYGENZ vs Impending Doom, NYGENZ vs Nihilism, NYGENZ vs Minimum Wage, NYGENZ vs Times Tables.
Recruitment
Dominic Marijuana of the New York Millennials is known to spend most of his Basethirst (drink) endorsement checks to provide transportation for the underpaid janitorial staff of other franchises for Vibe Checks (replacement for tryouts, see below)
Structure
The team long ago had a traditional structure of leadership, but it was wholly driven off by the ruthless burns and cries of "OK BOOMER" from the players. The team is now an anarcho-commune. They no longer hold traditional tryouts, but instead perform a Vibe Check on hopeful new players.
Bronx Stonks
The Bronx Stonks are a up and coming team within the New York Blittle League. The team has won the title of Most Improved 3 years in a row.
Their current roster is:
Jonie Doughboie
Eric Today
█████ Gardener
Leo █████
Mannequin ███
███ ███
██ ███████ IV
██████████
██████ Batterson
Log █████████
Manhattan Rent
Not much is known about the Manhattan Rent. Scrap Murphy was formerly a coach for this team before joining the New York Millennials.
