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| − | {{Player|team=[[Unlimited Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=½|batting=½|pitching=0|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=½|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Repenting|coffee=Cold Brew|blood=Love|fate=27|soulscream=HXEAOHXEAOHIHAAAIHAAAIHAAAIHAAAIHAOAAUAOAAUAHXAIIHXAIIH|pronouns=They/Them}} | + | {{Player|team=[[Unlimited Tacos]]|alias=Wyatt Mason, Wyatt Mason|status=Intact, Alive|rating=½|batting=½|pitching=0|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=½|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Repenting|coffee=Cold Brew|blood=Love|fate=27|soulscream=HXEAOHXEAOHIHAAAIHAAAIHAAAIHAAAIHAOAAUAOAAUAHXAIIHXAIIH|pronouns=They/Them}} |
| − | ''' | + | '''NaN''' is a lineup player for the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. NaN has been with the team since [[Season 1]], when they were known as '''Wyatt Mason'''. NaN became the center of an [[Unlimited Tacos#Season 3 Election and Aftermath|unexplained phenomena]] at the end of [[Season 3]], when all Tacos players came to bear NaN's previous name (or, depending on one's perspective, have always bore each others' names). |
| − | From Season 1, | + | |
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| + | From Season 1, NaN was a middling hitter for the team, but since suffering two [[Peanuts#Allergic and Yummy Reactions|allergic reactions]] in Season 3, they are one of the team's worst hitters. | ||
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===Allergic Reaction=== | ===Allergic Reaction=== | ||
| − | + | NaN was the first player on the team to swallow a stray [[Peanuts|peanut]], in a game against the [[Boston Flowers]] on Season 3 Day 50. Though the Tacos would go on to win the game 6-2, NaN suffered an allergic reaction, dropping them from their original rating of two stars to ½. This made them the new worst hitter on the team, taking the title from [[Taiga Quitter]]. | |
Quitter then suffered an allergic reaction on Season 3 Day 63, once again making Quitter the worst hitter. | Quitter then suffered an allergic reaction on Season 3 Day 63, once again making Quitter the worst hitter. | ||
| − | However, not to be upstaged, | + | However, not to be upstaged, NaN swallowed yet another peanut on Season 3 Day 64 and had another allergic reaction. Their star rating remained at ½ and it is now undetermined if NaN or Quitter is a worse hitter. |
===The Wyatt Masoning=== | ===The Wyatt Masoning=== | ||
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Upon passing of the Interviews [[decree]] at the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 election results]], spacetime tore over Los Angeles and the infinite cit(ies) were revealed due to the ongoing aftereffects of [[The Grand Unslam]]. In the aftermath of this event, it was soon discovered that all players of the (newly renamed) Unlimited Tacos bore the name "Wyatt Mason," in an event that fans came to call The Wyatt Masoning. | Upon passing of the Interviews [[decree]] at the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 election results]], spacetime tore over Los Angeles and the infinite cit(ies) were revealed due to the ongoing aftereffects of [[The Grand Unslam]]. In the aftermath of this event, it was soon discovered that all players of the (newly renamed) Unlimited Tacos bore the name "Wyatt Mason," in an event that fans came to call The Wyatt Masoning. | ||
| − | Shortly after these events, [[Umpire|umpires]] confirmed that they attempted to "kill the Mason," and it is speculated that | + | Shortly after these events, [[Umpire|umpires]] confirmed that they attempted to "kill the Mason," and it is speculated that NaN proved to be too powerful. (Though judging by NaN's player stats, this power is likely to be metaphorical rather than physical.) [[Umpire#Named Umpires|Umpire Chaff]] had spoken directly to Tacos fans and said: |
<blockquote>WE TRIED TO KILL THE MASON, AND THE MASON'S POWER EXCEEDED OURS. THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. [...] I FEAR THE MASON<ref>Umpire Chaff [ump_chaff] (9 Aug 2020). Via #tacos, Blaseball Discord.</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>WE TRIED TO KILL THE MASON, AND THE MASON'S POWER EXCEEDED OURS. THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. [...] I FEAR THE MASON<ref>Umpire Chaff [ump_chaff] (9 Aug 2020). Via #tacos, Blaseball Discord.</ref></blockquote> | ||
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===Background=== | ===Background=== | ||
| − | + | NaN comes from a dynasty of prodigious Kickball players and their unexpected entry into the Blaseball league caused significant tension between them and the extended Mason family. | |
===League Career=== | ===League Career=== | ||
| − | Mason's calves are their most notable feature as a result of years spent sculpting them into perfect Kickball form. Because of this, | + | Mason's calves are their most notable feature as a result of years spent sculpting them into perfect Kickball form. Because of this, NaN has attempted to forego the use of a bat altogether and instead kick the blaseball with their formidable legs. While this is not technically against the rules, this practice was ineffective to the point that manager [[Al Pastor]] politely discouraged it in future games. |
| − | At 14, | + | At 14, NaN is one of the youngest players in the league. They are known for chafing against some of the more formal rules of Blaseball and have been warned multiple times for bad word usage. If this behavior continues, they risk not only expulsion from the league but also being grounded by their dad<ref>Los Angeles Tacos [@tacoblaseball] (31 Jul 2020). [https://twitter.com/tacoblaseball/status/1289394252183531520 "WHOEVER keeps teaching wyatt bad words PLES stop ther dad said if they cus again they get grounded fom blaseball D:"] (Tweet) - via Twitter.</ref>. |
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Revision as of 21:48, 12 August 2020
NaN is a lineup player for the Unlimited Tacos. NaN has been with the team since Season 1, when they were known as Wyatt Mason. NaN became the center of an unexplained phenomena at the end of Season 3, when all Tacos players came to bear NaN's previous name (or, depending on one's perspective, have always bore each others' names).
From Season 1, NaN was a middling hitter for the team, but since suffering two allergic reactions in Season 3, they are one of the team's worst hitters.
Official League Records
Allergic Reaction
NaN was the first player on the team to swallow a stray peanut, in a game against the Boston Flowers on Season 3 Day 50. Though the Tacos would go on to win the game 6-2, NaN suffered an allergic reaction, dropping them from their original rating of two stars to ½. This made them the new worst hitter on the team, taking the title from Taiga Quitter.
Quitter then suffered an allergic reaction on Season 3 Day 63, once again making Quitter the worst hitter.
However, not to be upstaged, NaN swallowed yet another peanut on Season 3 Day 64 and had another allergic reaction. Their star rating remained at ½ and it is now undetermined if NaN or Quitter is a worse hitter.
The Wyatt Masoning
See main article on The Wyatt Masoning.
Upon passing of the Interviews decree at the Season 3 election results, spacetime tore over Los Angeles and the infinite cit(ies) were revealed due to the ongoing aftereffects of The Grand Unslam. In the aftermath of this event, it was soon discovered that all players of the (newly renamed) Unlimited Tacos bore the name "Wyatt Mason," in an event that fans came to call The Wyatt Masoning.
Shortly after these events, umpires confirmed that they attempted to "kill the Mason," and it is speculated that NaN proved to be too powerful. (Though judging by NaN's player stats, this power is likely to be metaphorical rather than physical.) Umpire Chaff had spoken directly to Tacos fans and said:
WE TRIED TO KILL THE MASON, AND THE MASON'S POWER EXCEEDED OURS. THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. [...] I FEAR THE MASON[1]
Later statements from The Commissioner confirmed that "the League is looking into the situation in Los Angeles,"[2] although this may be referring to much bigger problems.
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History
Background
NaN comes from a dynasty of prodigious Kickball players and their unexpected entry into the Blaseball league caused significant tension between them and the extended Mason family.
League Career
Mason's calves are their most notable feature as a result of years spent sculpting them into perfect Kickball form. Because of this, NaN has attempted to forego the use of a bat altogether and instead kick the blaseball with their formidable legs. While this is not technically against the rules, this practice was ineffective to the point that manager Al Pastor politely discouraged it in future games.
At 14, NaN is one of the youngest players in the league. They are known for chafing against some of the more formal rules of Blaseball and have been warned multiple times for bad word usage. If this behavior continues, they risk not only expulsion from the league but also being grounded by their dad[3].
- ↑ Umpire Chaff [ump_chaff] (9 Aug 2020). Via #tacos, Blaseball Discord.
- ↑ The Commisioner [@blaseballcomms] (9 August 2020). "the league is looking into the situation in los angeles" (Tweet) - via Twitter.
- ↑ Los Angeles Tacos [@tacoblaseball] (31 Jul 2020). "WHOEVER keeps teaching wyatt bad words PLES stop ther dad said if they cus again they get grounded fom blaseball D:" (Tweet) - via Twitter.
