My Roomie Ruslan/IF-71.943
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Ruslan-Senpai is My New Roommate?!
Ruslan-Senpai is My New Roommate?! Is an animated comedy tv show made in the style of Japanese anime. The only known copy of the show was found on an unmarked VHS tape lying in the Pies locker room. It appears to be someone’s attempt at making a spin-off of My Roomie Ruslan.
The show stars anime versions of the Philly Pies team, all of whom are voiced by the same unknown individual speaking in falsetto. The main character is Philling-chan, a young pastry who moved into the big city in pursuit of her dream of playing blaseball. Philling-chan goes to try out for the Philly Pies, but Hinkie-sensei only hires her as a towel boy. Undeterred, she vows to prove her worth to the team, but problems arise when she arrives back at her apartment to find Ruslan-senpai sleeping on her couch. What will the team think if they find out about her new roommate?!
What happens next on the show is unknown as 10 minutes into watching the tape the Pies team ejected it and had it ritually burned. It is not known who made Ruslan-Senpai is My New Roommate?! but judging by the insider knowledge it references the creator must be someone on the team.
“No one here admitted to making this… thing, but one of them has to be lying.” Said Woodman, before a look of horror crept across his face. “Unless the Philling made it, but’s that’s impossible… right?” When asked for comment the Philling merely clicked it’s heels and skedaddled out of the room.
