Morrow Doyle

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Morrow Doyle is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been part of the team since Season One.

Official League Records

On Day 73 of Season 3, Doyle hit a grand slam against the Los Angeles Tacos in the fifteenth inning of one of the longest running games in Blaseball History, bringing the score to 20-13. Not long afterwards, the game reverted to the 16-13 score, followed by a Bad Gateway which lasted for three hours before normal gameplay ensued. These events, and the ensuing fallout, are known as the Grand Unslam.

Blaseball career

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Doyle is known for their idiosyncratic fear of severe bodily harm, and often refuses to participate in plays or team activities that might result in mutilation. As such, Doyle has yet to be incinerated.

After hitting what became the grand unslam, Doyle rapidly became embroiled in a highly localized increased concentration in nonlinearity that cause temporary chaos. This and resulted in their home run being ruled atemporal for the purposes of the game's score and Doyle's personal statistics. Doyle changed their jersey number to 502, the number of the Bad Gateway, after the Unslam.

Personal Life

Doyle is notoriously private about their personal life and only gives interviews when required to by their contractual obligations.

Doyle is a lesbian, and is known to refer to themselves in interviews as a "Blaseball Butch".

They have two cats, named Thelma and Abernathy.

Doyle is often referred to by teammates and fans with their initials, M, or M.D., or by their last name. Due to their initials and their skill as a forger, they were known as "Doc" during their previous career as a criminal and professional thief, but abandoned the nickname after commiting to a career in blaseball.

Morrow Doyle may or may not be a future version of Baby Doyle from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, who may or may not have travelled forward in time to challenge them.

Doyle Specializes in stealing moon shoes.