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Morrow Doyle is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been part of the team since Season One.

Official League Records

On Day 73 of Season 3, Doyle hit a grand slam against the Los Angeles Tacos in the fifteenth inning of one of the longest running games in Blaseball History, bringing the score to 20-13. Not long afterwards, the game reverted to the 16-13 score, followed by a Bad Gateway which lasted for three hours before normal gameplay ensued. These events, and the ensuing fallout, are known as the Grand Unslam.

Blaseball career

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For most of their early career, Doyle was known for their idiosyncratic fear of severe bodily harm, often refusing to participate in plays or team activities that might result in mutilation. Following the Grand Unslam and its profound effect on Doyle's body, they were quoted saying:

I have had each atom in my body pulled apart by the cruel hand of an indifferent universe in an endless moment in which time ceased to have all meaning and I remained frozen in perfect agony for the entire lifetime of the universe. I have reclaimed each and every particle and reconstituted myself by sheer force of will to return to the field. I have transcended pain, transcended injury. The only thing I fear now is an Umpire's fire.

After hitting what became the grand unslam, Doyle rapidly became embroiled in a highly localized increased concentration in nonlinearity that cause temporary chaos. This and resulted in their home run being ruled atemporal for the purposes of the game's score and Doyle's personal statistics. Doyle changed their jersey number to 502, the number of the Bad Gateway, after the Unslam.

As a further consequence of the Unslam, Doyle's physical form became discontinuous and unstable, causing their body to occasionally "glitch" and rapidly change shape and size, sometimes with limbs appearing up to 200 feet from the rest of their body. Consequently, Doyle constantly requires replacement uniforms and constitutes the majority of the Shoe Thieves uniform budget each season.

Personal Life

Doyle is notoriously private about their personal life and only gives interviews when required to by their contractual obligations.

Doyle is a lesbian, and is known to refer to themselves in interviews as a "Blaseball Butch".

They have two cats, named Thelma and Abernathy.

Doyle is often referred to by teammates and fans with their initials, M, or M.D., or by their last name. Due to their initials and their skill as a forger, they were known as "Doc" during their previous career as a criminal and professional thief, but abandoned the nickname after commiting to a career in blaseball.

Doyle has a close relationship with the Charleston Harbor Organization for Particle Research (CHOPR) and often practices their batting by hitting protons accelerated in the Sunken Charleston Collider.

Morrow Doyle may or may not be a future version of Baby Doyle from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, who may or may not have travelled forward in time to challenge them.

Doyle Specializes in stealing moon shoes.

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 Doyle is often referred to by teammates and fans with their initials, M, or M.D., or by their last name. Due to their initials and their skill as a forger, they were known as "Doc" during their previous career as a criminal and professional thief, but abandoned the nickname after commiting to a career in blaseball.
+Doyle has a close relationship with the Charleston Harbor Organization for Particle Research (CHOPR) and often practices their batting by hitting protons accelerated in the Sunken Charleston Collider.
 Morrow Doyle may or may not be a future version of [[Baby Doyle]] from the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]], who may or may not have travelled forward in time to challenge them.