Miami Dale/History

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Sponsorships

The unofficial partner of the Miami Dalé is Kent's Video Swap. While they have not yet garnered the coveted Official KVS Sponsorship, multiple sources within the team report that they expect it to be made official any day now. The Dalé's support is estimated to have increased Kent's Video Swap's customer base by 700% (from one customer to eight).

Beverage Culture

The Dalé are natural partiers who appear to celebrate anything from winning, losing, and other team members blacking out. A popular pre-game ritual before Dalé games is to do communal shots of Cuban coffee. This controversial act has been deemed rule-breaking by many fans; however, the Umpires have gone on record that the practice is defensible as it's "pretty rad" and plausibly leads to decreased performance.

Dalé players are known for drinking Blaja Blast or other flavors of Mlountain Dew as a refreshing and energizing splorts beverage during games, either plain or mixed with tequila. This embrace of Mlountain Dew came from team members not wanting to associate themselves with Glatorade, which they consider a Gainesville drink. Lineup player Hahn Fox is known for her endorsement deal with Diet Mlountain Dew.

As a consequence of the rampant caffeine culture during and outside of games, the Dalé have been recognized by Miami-Dade County mayor Carlos Gimenez for greatly increasing the number of small businesses founded in the Miami area by members of la familia overcome with great ideas after 4Loko 8 or so.

However, this culture is anything but monolithic. The team is against pressuring anyone to consume caffeine or any substance they don't want to. Notably, lineup player Randy Dennis does not consume caffeine. "I have no eyelids, so it's already annoying trying to sleep," said Dennis in a XX19 interview with TV personality Miami Gerald. "Plus, I only have grinding teeth, not biting teeth, so I avoid anything that might make me anxious. Except blaseball."

Music Culture

Dalé fans and players alike are commonly found listening to the works of Pitblull. Players are currently required by management to choose a song by Pitblull as their walk-on music. Pitblull is not known to be a sponsor of the team, leading to speculation about potential "insider trading" [editor's note: this is not what insider trading means].