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| − | By reading this page, you have agreed to the terms and conditions that cede your gender over to '''Luis Acevedo''' for the purposes of consumption, and nothing else. Be advised that '''Luis Acevedo''' receives no nutritional benefit from eating your gender, and merely does it for splort. There will be no compensation. Please head to the [[Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark|Crabitat]], the [[Wapakoneta Air, Space and Worm Museum and Ballpark|Wormhole]], or the [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|Big Garage]] in a timely manner. If you do not proceed to these locations in a timely manner, your gender will still be consumed. It is inevitable. | + | By reading this page, you have agreed to the terms and conditions that cede your gender over to '''Luis Acevedo''' for the purposes of consumption, and nothing else. Be advised that '''Luis Acevedo''' receives no nutritional benefit from eating your gender, and merely does it for splort. There will be no compensation. (See Clause One for compensation.) Please head to the [[Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark|Crabitat]], the [[Wapakoneta Air, Space and Worm Museum and Ballpark|Wormhole]], or the [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|Big Garage]] in a timely manner. If you do not proceed to these locations in a timely manner, your gender will still be consumed. It is inevitable. |
The ILB is not responsible for any side effects that come with the consumption of your gender, including the inability to be referred to using any pronouns, the loss of your name, or, in rare and occasionally fatal cases, the inability to be perceived by anyone with a concept of “gender.” If you have any complaints, simply stop having them, or report them to [[[email protected]]]. We will not get back to you. | The ILB is not responsible for any side effects that come with the consumption of your gender, including the inability to be referred to using any pronouns, the loss of your name, or, in rare and occasionally fatal cases, the inability to be perceived by anyone with a concept of “gender.” If you have any complaints, simply stop having them, or report them to [[[email protected]]]. We will not get back to you. | ||
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| + | Clause One: If compensation for consumption of gender is requested, you will receive a Luis Acevedo-patterned binder. There are no returns for this item. If you throw away this item, it will reappear back in your dresser. Feel free to sell it on E-Blay; however, it will be returned to you in four to seven business days. | ||
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Contractual Gender Consumption
By reading this page, you have agreed to the terms and conditions that cede your gender over to Luis Acevedo for the purposes of consumption, and nothing else. Be advised that Luis Acevedo receives no nutritional benefit from eating your gender, and merely does it for splort. There will be no compensation. (See Clause One for compensation.) Please head to the Crabitat, the Wormhole, or the Big Garage in a timely manner. If you do not proceed to these locations in a timely manner, your gender will still be consumed. It is inevitable.
The ILB is not responsible for any side effects that come with the consumption of your gender, including the inability to be referred to using any pronouns, the loss of your name, or, in rare and occasionally fatal cases, the inability to be perceived by anyone with a concept of “gender.” If you have any complaints, simply stop having them, or report them to [email protected]. We will not get back to you.
Clause One: If compensation for consumption of gender is requested, you will receive a Luis Acevedo-patterned binder. There are no returns for this item. If you throw away this item, it will reappear back in your dresser. Feel free to sell it on E-Blay; however, it will be returned to you in four to seven business days.
