Logan Horseman

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Logan Horseman is a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and has been with the team since Season 14 elections. Horseman previously played for the Baltimore Crabs for one season.

Official League Records

Horseman joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale at the beginning of Season 1.

During the Coffee Cup, Horseman played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.

In the Season 12 Elections, the Dale gained the will Infuse, choosing to infuse Horseman.

Horseman was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Baldwin Breadwinner during the Season 13 election, via the Crabs' Exchange will.

During the Season 14 elections, Logan Horseman was traded back to the Miami Dale in exchange for Baldwin Breadwinner as a result of the Exchange Will.

During the Season 16 elections, Horseman's batting changed 5.5 6.5 and defense changed 4.2 3.9 as a result of the Dale's Transfuse will.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Career

Despite the relatively low ratings, Horseman was reliable at getting on base and part of a productive mid-order with Murray Pony and Hahn Fox during their seasons together. Horseman is a member-founder of the Party Animals intra-team group, and the only founder still with the Dale.

Personal Life

Horseman is a known Hlorse. Horseman is not related to famous actor BoJack Horseman. Little is known about Horseman's family and upbringing, although he says he is from Key West. He is saving his life’s story for his upcoming autobiography, From the Hlorse’s Mouth: Breaking Out of The Glass Menagerie.

Horseman has a brightly colored horn on his forehead, driving speculation that he is a unicorn. When asked about it, he will sigh and say that it’s a birthmark and that "no one can tame me, bro" and "everyone knows that unicorns aren’t real." His favorite party trick is opening beers by slamming them into the tip of his horn and then chugging them.

He can often be found at Pollo Tropical. He doesn't order, he just enjoys "the scene." He is easily recognized at the franchise and is on a first-name basis with many of the employees.

Horseman has a pet polydactyl cat that he stole from the Hemingway House named William Faulkner.


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