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The '''Los Angeles Tacos''' were formed from the only 14 people to sign up for a community Kickball league signup sheet on the corkboard of a [[Ralphio's]] in Van Nuys, California. Upon showing up for the first game they were outfitted with Blaseball gear by their manager, eccentric former professional surfer [[Guy Myrington]]. | The '''Los Angeles Tacos''' were formed from the only 14 people to sign up for a community Kickball league signup sheet on the corkboard of a [[Ralphio's]] in Van Nuys, California. Upon showing up for the first game they were outfitted with Blaseball gear by their manager, eccentric former professional surfer [[Guy Myrington]]. | ||
| − | The Tacos were formerly owned by Dilsney, | + | The Tacos were formerly owned by Dilsney, Inc. as part of their deal to buy Guy Myrington's life rights in order to produce the biopic [[I Married My Surfboard|''I Married My Surfboard'']]. Upon taking ownership, the [[Dilsney Cooperative]] renamed the franchise '''The Van Nuys Tacos of Anaheim''', despite the stadium being quite some distance away from Dilsney's fortified stronghold in Orange County. Dilsney was excellent at marketing the team but the team suffered low in their rankings during their tenure. After an unremarkable season and ''I Married My Surfboard'' failing to gross anything close to its $400 million budget, Dilsney and the Tacos formally parted ways. At that point, the name changed back to the original '''Los Angeles Tacos'''. |
== Stadium == | == Stadium == | ||
Revision as of 05:46, 1 August 2020
The Los Angeles Tacos are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1.
Players
Batters
- Basilio Preston
- Mcdowell Sasquatch
- Wyatt Mason
- Rat Polk
- Wanda Pothos
- Baldwin Breadwinner
- Patel Beyonce
- Taiga Quitter
- Moses Simmons
Pitchers
Season Results
Season 1
The Tacos finished last in the Lawful Good Division with a record of XX-XX. They were also the last place team in the league overall and faced possible relegation. However, that decree was not enacted and they narrowly avoided being removed from the league.
Season 2
After an abysmal first season, the Tacos fared better in The Discipline Era and finished in third place in the Lawful Good Division with a record of 45-54. They did not advance to the playoffs. Despite still being one of the weaker teams in the overall league based on star ratings, they consistently put up a good effort and pulled off a handful of upset victories thanks to hitters Patel Beyonce and Rat Polk, and pitcher Natha Kath.
Fan Art
History
The Los Angeles Tacos were formed from the only 14 people to sign up for a community Kickball league signup sheet on the corkboard of a Ralphio's in Van Nuys, California. Upon showing up for the first game they were outfitted with Blaseball gear by their manager, eccentric former professional surfer Guy Myrington.
The Tacos were formerly owned by Dilsney, Inc. as part of their deal to buy Guy Myrington's life rights in order to produce the biopic I Married My Surfboard. Upon taking ownership, the Dilsney Cooperative renamed the franchise The Van Nuys Tacos of Anaheim, despite the stadium being quite some distance away from Dilsney's fortified stronghold in Orange County. Dilsney was excellent at marketing the team but the team suffered low in their rankings during their tenure. After an unremarkable season and I Married My Surfboard failing to gross anything close to its $400 million budget, Dilsney and the Tacos formally parted ways. At that point, the name changed back to the original Los Angeles Tacos.
Stadium
The Tacos' stadium is built in the middle of the infamous 6-way stop sign intersection in Bleverly Hills. Despite the stadium's construction in ███, the location has continued function as an active roadway to this day. This makes games scheduled during rush hour especially hazardous, though interference from distracted drivers is not considered foul play.
