Kennedy Loser/IF-65.408

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Marriage

Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.

Terry is short for

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Pterodactyl Loser. Originally hailing from Chicago, where he is from, Terry met Ken early into the ILB, and the Crabs were still a pretty awful team. The two of them hit it off pretty quick once Kennedy finally got help with setting up a dating profile. The crabs only knew him as "the hot guy from the stands" for the longest time. When Kennedy received the Falling Stars blessing, he put the star in a tiny jar and gave it to Terry, who wears it as a pendant. The two of them take very good care of it until it grows big and healthy enough to go back to the sky.