Kennedy Loser/IF-65.408

Rumor / Community Lore
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Marriage

Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.

Terry is short for

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Tertiary Loser. Supposedly, Kennedy's backup backup husband. There has been no indication that Kennedy has ever been married prior, nor that anything might have happened to those non-existant husbands that would prompt a replacement.