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Latest revision as of 19:21, 26 November 2021
Rumor / Community LoreThis article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Kennedy Loser at their Rumor Registry.
Marriage
Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.
Terry is short for
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Terraformer Loser. A theoretical climatologist by trade, Terry's career was hit pretty hard by the death of the Olde One, as carcinization makes it far simpler to change the people to suit the environment than vice versa. He consults part-time for the Crabitat's numerous ever-stalled construction and infrastructure operations regarding maintaining air quality and ventilation in the infinite indoor expanse of God's corpse, but has largely taken a role of househusband, working on personal projects and hobbies to pass the time.
Terry bears no resemblance whatsoever to Steve Minecraft. Terry's fashion choices bear no resemblance to Steve Minecraft's signiature drip. Terry's propensity to act out his namesake in a cubic fashion bears no resemblance to Steve Minecraft's similar behaviors. Do not seek out photographs of Terry to confirm or deny any resemblance to Steve Minecraft. Do not seek out evidence via microfiche or FOIA pertaining to Kennedy's relatives from more than █ years ago to confirm or deny any resemblance to Steve Minecraft. Under no circumstances should you try to mention mining, digging, excavating, exhuming, unearthing, or spelunking in the presence of Terry to try to suss out a reaction that would confirm or deny any resemblance to Steve Minecraft.
