Joshua Butt
Joshua Butt is a batter and Western fielder for the Chicago Firefighters. Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 847.
History
They were created in an unspecified tri-state area and are the founder of Met Lab. They are intrinsically linked to the number 3 for unknown reasons, creating Butt's Law.
Despite their half-star rating, they pioneered the Triple Butt technique and bring home the Ws in defiance of God. Butt has been noted by their teammates to possess remarkable resolve, having arrived to a game just an hour after being struck by a car and breaking several bones. Butt went on to hit a triple. They attribute their success to something they call "clench factor," but refuse to elaborate on just what that means.
Butt is also the creator of the Trineural Podcast, a podcasting format that uses three podcasts at once. Each podcast alone sounds like white noise, but together, listeners can hear the Trineural Podcast's content as it is uploaded directly to their brain.
On Season 3 Day 20, in the fateful match against Yellowstone Magic, Butt's star rating was reduced to zero after a stray peanut flew into their mouth and they reportedly fell into anaphylactic shock. Despite this, fans believe the allergic reaction instead caused their star rating to fall so far that it reversed, making them a secret 5-star rated player. This claim is only a rumor, however.
Trivia
- They are a known Angel in the Outfield, capable of playing all positions. They formerly played as a State fielder in college.
Fan Art
Art by Fen @sublimemarch on Twitter.
Joshua Butt is from Chicago
Joshua Butt ( by @mousetrobot, coloured by @revryebread)
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