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Joshua Butt is a batter for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

Joshua Butt is the first batter to attain a 0 star rating in the League. Butt started with a low 1/2 star rating, but during Season 3, Day 20, Butt swallowed a peanut and had a negative reaction, dropping their hitting rating to 0 stars. However, at the end of Season 3, Butt received the Team-Building Exercise blessing, which give them a batting rating of 2.5 stars. The Chicago Firefighters then received the Performance Enhancing Demons blessing, which pushed Butt to a full 3 star batting rating.

History

They were created in an unspecified tri-state area and are the founder of Met Lab. They are intrinsically linked to the number 3 for unknown reasons, creating Butt's Law.

Despite their half-star rating, they pioneered the Triple Butt technique and bring home the Ws in defiance of God. Butt has been noted by their teammates to possess remarkable resolve, having arrived to a game just an hour after being struck by a car and breaking several bones. Butt went on to hit a triple. They attribute their success to something they call "clench factor," but refuse to elaborate on just what that means.

Butt is also the creator of the Trineural Podcast, a podcasting format that uses three podcasts at once. Each podcast alone sounds like white noise, but together, listeners can hear the Trineural Podcast's content as it is uploaded directly to their brain.

Some fans believe the allergic reaction Butt had on Season 3, Day 20, instead caused their star rating to fall so far that it reversed, making them a secret 5-star rated player. This claim is only a rumor, however.

On August 6, 2020, a fan tweeted a screenshot of an allegedly deleted tweet from Butt's sibling Medusa Butt which read "NO STARS THREE CHEEKS ALL BUTT." This immediately led to urgent speculation from Firefighters fans on a number of topics, such as when and how Joshua Butt had acquired a sibling.

After the third season, Joshua Butt woke one morning in their bedroom and went to the mirror, being confronted with an unfamiliar but calming spark in their eyes, and violence lived in their heart now. Joshua had become one of the three players on the Firefighters to receive a fragment of Landry Violence's spirit, and now gained significant new strength.

Joshua "The Butt of Violence" Butt was now more powerful than ever. Their new three star rating was, in accordance with Butt's Law, perceived by fans as a sign of Firefighter domination in the upcoming season.

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 847.

Trivia

They are a known Angel in the Outfield, capable of playing all positions. They formerly played as a State fielder in college.

Fan Art

Art by Fen @sublimemarch on Twitter.
Joshua Butt is from Chicago
Joshua Butt ( by @mousetrobot, coloured by @revryebread)
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-{{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Alive|rating=3|pronouns=they/them|image1=[[joshua.png]]|caption1=Art by Fen @sublimemarch on [https://twitter.com/sublimemarch Twitter].|position=Western Field}}Joshua Butt is a batter and Western fielder for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. Like all of us, they are from [[Chicago]]. Their jersey number is 847. Joshua Butt is the first batter to attain a 0 star rating
+{{Player|team=[[Chicago Firefighters]]|status=Alive|rating=3|pronouns=they/them|image1=[[joshua.png]]|caption1=Art by Fen @sublimemarch on [https://twitter.com/sublimemarch Twitter].|position=Western Field}}Joshua Butt is a batter for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the team since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]].
+== Official League Record ==
+Joshua Butt is the first batter to attain a 0 star rating in the League. Butt started with a low 1/2 star rating, but during [[Season 3]], Day 20, Butt swallowed a peanut and had a negative reaction, dropping their hitting rating to 0 stars. However, at the end of Season 3, Butt received the '''[[Season 3#Blessings 2|Team-Building Exercise]]''' blessing, which give them a batting rating of 2.5 stars. The Chicago Firefighters then received the '''Performance Enhancing Demons''' blessing, which pushed Butt to a full 3 star batting rating.
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 Butt is also the creator of the Trineural Podcast, a podcasting format that uses three podcasts at once. Each podcast alone sounds like white noise, but together, listeners can hear the Trineural Podcast's content as it is uploaded directly to their brain.
-On [[Season 3]] Day 20, in the fateful match against [[Yellowstone Magic]], Butt's star rating was reduced to zero after a stray [[Peanuts (weather)|peanut]] flew into their mouth and they reportedly fell into anaphylactic shock.  Despite this, fans believe the allergic reaction instead caused their star rating to fall so far that it reversed, making them a secret 5-star rated player.  This claim is only a rumor, however.
+Some fans believe the allergic reaction Butt had on Season 3, Day 20, instead caused their star rating to fall so far that it reversed, making them a secret 5-star rated player.  This claim is only a rumor, however.
 On August 6, 2020, a fan tweeted a screenshot of an allegedly deleted tweet from Butt's sibling Medusa Butt which read ''"NO STARS THREE CHEEKS ALL BUTT."'' This immediately led to urgent speculation from Firefighters fans on a number of topics, such as when and how Joshua Butt had acquired a sibling.
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 Joshua "The Butt of Violence" Butt was now more powerful than ever. Their new three star rating was, in accordance with [[Butt's Law]], perceived by fans as a sign of Firefighter domination in the upcoming season.
+Like all of us, they are from [[Chicago]]. Their jersey number is 847.
 == Trivia ==