Jessica Telephone

Jessica Telephone
Basic Information
Team	Philly Pies
Status	Intact, Alive, Achronal, Off the Hook
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her

Jessica Telephone is a ringer for the Philly Pies. She sprang fully formed from a payphone a few years ago, seconds before her brother Sebastian Telephone. Originally a part of the Dallas Steaks, after the first season she was blessed by the Blaseball Gods after the Steaks voted to "Max Out Batter" and she was gifted the exquisite Gun Blade bat, the Dial Tone. Pies then promptly stole her, leaving their batter August Mina.

Jessica's emergence from the payphone is no accident. She exists as synchronous quantum waveform in the 80s decade of every century of human history - and possibly beyond. Each at-bat for Jessica Telephone, she emerges from her phone booth as a particular century's incarnation of the Eternal Jessica. This time it may be the classic 1980s Jessica, carefully teased and feathered hair tucked under her helmet. While in another inning, the plate is graced with 980s Jessica, fresh from the viking raids on the hapless Anglo-Saxons. Her next appearance may come in a spray of lasers and 4-D holograms as 2380s Jessica takes her turn at bat.

Vising fans and flans have asked for her number in the past. None have been successful but there is still hope. That phantom buzz in your pocket when you don't have your phone on you? That's a missed call from Jessica Telephone and you're lucky you didn't answer.

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Music

Jessica Telephone Walk Up Music