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crosspost from bright zimmerman

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Snerkus (talkcontribs)

I mention ol' JT in my proposed update to bright zims lore here, specifically that zim died saving her from a rogue ump

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Crosspost from Elwin McGhee

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Waveridden (talkcontribs)

Crosspost from Bright Zimmerman

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Staradavid (talkcontribs)

Jessica is mentioned in a paragraph in a proposed irm to bright zimmerman's page: "Similarly, Zimmerman was often seen arguing with fellow teammate Jessica Telephone, perhaps most famously captured in a video in which a physical confrontation broke out, dating back to before Telephone’s first shelling [and in the immediate aftermath of Mickey Wood’s incineration]."

Crosspost for Summers Pony IRM

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Peaksykid (talkcontribs)

Hi! I've created a new IRM entry proposal for Summers Pony where she is a time traveler. Similar to the existing human Summers IRM, Jess is mentioned as having been her childhood friend, but in this one, it's specifically while she grew up in a town called Eternal Springs, which is a magnet for time travelers.

Full article here!

Iznj (talkcontribs)

Mentioned in Guy Gulp's page, full text here:(x).

Referenced as a Tlopps card: Gulp is the lucky owner of a misprinted Season 20 Jessica Telephone Dallas Steaks card. The card itself is seemingly one of the newer editions to Gulp's collection and thus is in great condition. However, there seems to be a typo on Telephone's name listing her as "Jassica Telephone." The player herself has actually heard from multiple sources about this not uncommon misprint, to which she is reported responding to simply saying "Nice."

Updating Jessica Telephone's time with the Crabs

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UnabashedlyRose (talkcontribs)

Adding fan lore for JT's time on the Crabs in the Expansion Era

Details include:

- JT turning down Carcinization from the Olde One directly

- JT reaching out to the Debted Silvaire Roadhouse to offer advice

- JT having to kick Parker Parra out of her phone booth

- JT making friends with Kennedy Loser as a pair of old pros

- JT discovering that one of her wives is the mother of the Smaht siblings and being their awkward step-mom

Full text is available here

Updating Content for the Expansion Era

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UnabashedlyRose (talkcontribs)

Proposing some content for JT's page for her time up to her joining the Crabs! This was put together with the input of her laundry list of teams, so a big thank you to the lore folks and wiki liaisons who helped with this!


There are two major updates.

1 - for her IRM, that's being moved up to her section regarding the Eternal Jessica, as well as adding some flavour text to explain what that is, and how they fit together. Being made into a Vignette with custom Title and Intro to reflect this, and correcting some heading levels in the IRMs themselves.


2- Content for her teams which includes;

-Failing the Bar with the Mints

-Pitching and Hitting coach for the Wings.

-Failing the Bar again

-getting away from the spotlight with the Lift

-Lore for her Alternation where she is replaced with a being pretending to be her - kept very ambiguous where and when in her timeline this occurs so it blends with Eternal Jessica lore

-Returning to the Steaks as a JT who had never left the Steaks in the first place.


The full text and rework of the article can be seen here: let me know if you have any feedback!

need to update the page since she's now a crab

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Summary by Dapp

resolved! cheers mods

Dapp (talkcontribs)

i think the page is locked tho? mods???

jaxon buckley crosspost

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Snerkus (talkcontribs)

Hi, posting this here for feedback as well on the advice of ElloElloEllo. Cheers!

Sasquatch Enthusiast

During their free time, Buckley devotes their time to their hobby, "Bigfoot Hunting". During these trips, which can last from a few days to several weeks, Buckley disappears into the many forests and valleys of Pennsylvania, accompanied only by their horse, Fletcher, and any friends or colleagues unfortunate enough to give it a go.

Buckley's Bigfoot Kit consists of assorted camping gear, rations, revolver (loaded with store-bought firecrackers) and several trail cameras, including Buckley's custom made "underslung" trail camera, worn under the neck by Fletcher (A device Buckley claims lets them "really see what's coming"). Buckley's hunting gear is also aided by their "Deer piss flask", a small bottle of concentrated deer piss, used for disguising both Buckley and their companions scents as that of "A seriously ill deer". Though never intended as a hunting aid, Buckley credits the Deer Piss Flask to their late grandfather, whose portrait is engraved onto the bottle.

Despite Buckley's careful preparations, they have yet to record a definitive sighting of a Bigfoot, citing their wily and cautious nature, though they have recorded several verifiable tracks, calls, and spirit box encounters across their career, making them an expert among the "Squatch Hunter" community.

Buckley's hobby is respected (and sometimes joined) by their fellow Blaseball players, most notably Lang Richardson, with whom Buckley discusses paranormal hunting techniques, and the late Jessica Telephone, who frequently engaged Buckley about the plausibility of "Bigfoot Weed" and "Bigfoot Liquor".

The Tokyo Adrift/nAUtical Lift

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Spotter donut (talkcontribs)

An IRM entry for JT as a semaphore expert and messenger pigeon fancier/keeper for the crew of The Tokyo Adrift for the pirate AU.