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{{Player|team=[[Philly Pies]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★★★|pronouns=She/Her}}
 
{{Player|team=[[Philly Pies]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★★★|pronouns=She/Her}}
  
Jessica Telephone is a player for the [[Philly Pies]]. She sprang fully formed from a payphone a few years ago, seconds before her brother [[Sebastian Telephone]].  Originally a part of the Dallas Steaks, after the first season she was gifted the Gun Blade bat, the Dial Tone, after which the Pies promptly traded her for [[August Mina]].
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Jessica Telephone is a player for the [[Philly Pies]]. She sprang fully formed from a payphone a few years ago, seconds before her brother [[Sebastian Telephone]].  Originally a part of the [[Dallas Steaks]], after the first season she was blessed by the Blaseball Gods after the Steaks voted to "Max Out Batter" and she was gifted the exquisite Gun Blade bat, the Dial Tone. Pies then promptly stole her, leaving their batter [[August Mina]].
  
 
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Revision as of 02:45, 30 July 2020


Jessica Telephone is a player for the Philly Pies. She sprang fully formed from a payphone a few years ago, seconds before her brother Sebastian Telephone. Originally a part of the Dallas Steaks, after the first season she was blessed by the Blaseball Gods after the Steaks voted to "Max Out Batter" and she was gifted the exquisite Gun Blade bat, the Dial Tone. Pies then promptly stole her, leaving their batter August Mina.