Hellmouth Beautification Society
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The Hellmouth Beautification Society is a collaborative effort between the Boston Flowers and the Hellmouth Sunbeams to create plants that will grow and thrive in the harsh landscape of Hellmouth, Utah.
History
The Hellmouth Beautification Society was founded when a band of wandering Boston gardeners accidentally traveled through a dimensional distortion to a cactus swap in Hellmouth. Running into Eugenia Bickle there, they came up with the idea to work together to create new varieties of plants in order to improve the desert's appearance. Pretty soon, the Experimental Greenhouse was built in the distortion between Boston and Hellmouth, and plants enthusiasts from both cities joined forces to create the most beautiful desert plants the world has ever known.
Experimental Greenhouse
The Experimental Greenhouse is the main base of operations for the Society. Built in a dimensional distortion between Boston and Hellmouth, it spans a wide variety of desert climates, ranging in temperature from Frozen to Hell. It is always exactly 1.61803 times bigger than it needs to be, leaving plenty of space for the dedicated gardeners and extremophile enthusiasts to run their experiments.
Notable Participants
- Eugenia Bickle
- Co-creator of the Society
- King Weatherman
- Often seen in and around the Experimental Greenhouse using his weather abilities. When asked what he was working on, Weatherman refused to comment. However, other gardeners have said he is extremely helpful for getting rain in, as well as making the conditions exactly right for some of the rarer plant varieties.
Current Projects
The Hellmouth Beautification Society is constantly busy working on a wide variety of projects, from the mundane to the esoteric. These are some of the things they are currently working on.
- Sunflowers that Smile
- Air-conditioned cacti
- Water bottle plants
