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The Hellmouth Beautification Society is a collaborative effort between the Boston Flowers and the Hellmouth Sunbeams to create plants that will grow and thrive in the harsh landscape of Hellmouth, Utah.

History

The Hellmouth Beautification Society was founded when a band of wandering Boston gardeners accidentally traveled through a dimensional distortion to a cactus swap in Hellmouth. Running into Eugenia Bickle there, they came up with the idea to work together to create new varieties of plants in order to improve the desert's appearance. Pretty soon, the Experimental Greenhouse was built in the distortion between Boston and Hellmouth, and plants enthusiasts from both cities joined forces to create the most beautiful desert plants the world has ever known.

Experimental Greenhouse

The Experimental Greenhouse is the main base of operations for the Society. Built in a dimensional distortion between Boston and Hellmouth, it spans a wide variety of desert climates, ranging in temperature from Frozen to Hell. It is always exactly 1.61803 times bigger than it needs to be, leaving plenty of space for the dedicated gardeners and extremophile enthusiasts to run their experiments.

Notable Participants

Eugenia Bickle
- Co-creator of the Society
King Weatherman
- Often seen in and around the Experimental Greenhouse using his weather abilities. When asked what he was working on, Weatherman refused to comment. However, other gardeners have said he is extremely helpful for getting rain in, as well as making the conditions exactly right for some of the rarer plant varieties.

Current Projects

The Hellmouth Beautification Society is constantly busy working on a wide variety of projects, from the mundane to the esoteric. These are some of the things they are currently working on.

Desert Sundew

One specific request from the Sunbeams was for the Society to bring some of Boston's famous Giant Sundews to Hellmouth. This has posed a particular problem, as sundews are typically marsh plants which require a massive amount of water to survive. Adapting these carnivorous plants to a desert environment has gone well for the most part, other than a few small hiccups.

The current version of the Desert Sundew can survive for years in most typical deserts, but still bursts into flames when exposed to the intense heat of the Hellmouth itself. Despite this, the team working on the project is cautiously optimistic, one member saying "We can get 'em flame-resistant within two Blaseball seasons, as long as the dang things don't sprout legs and run away again."

Minor Projects

Sunflowers that Smile
Air-conditioned cacti
Water bottle plants

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 == Current Projects ==
 The Hellmouth Beautification Society is constantly busy working on a wide variety of projects, from the mundane to the esoteric. These are some of the things they are currently working on.
+=== Desert Sundew ===
+One specific request from the Sunbeams was for the Society to bring some of Boston's famous [[Giant Sundews]] to Hellmouth. This has posed a particular problem, as sundews are typically marsh plants which require a massive amount of water to survive. Adapting these carnivorous plants to a desert environment has gone well for the most part, other than a few small hiccups.
+The current version of the Desert Sundew can survive for years in most typical deserts, but still bursts into flames when exposed to the intense heat of the Hellmouth itself. Despite this, the team working on the project is cautiously optimistic, one member saying "We can get 'em flame-resistant within two Blaseball seasons, as long as the dang things don't sprout legs and run away again."
+=== Minor Projects ===
 * Sunflowers that Smile