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Halexandrey was not given opposable thumbs when blessed by the blaseball gods, and therefore bats with her mouth. She became an outfielder after complaints that she was biting rival players that reached her base. Because she cannot throw a ball, she just catches it in her mouth and runs it to where it needs to go. | Halexandrey was not given opposable thumbs when blessed by the blaseball gods, and therefore bats with her mouth. She became an outfielder after complaints that she was biting rival players that reached her base. Because she cannot throw a ball, she just catches it in her mouth and runs it to where it needs to go. | ||
| − | Halexandrey is sometimes known as "Hex. | + | Halexandrey is sometimes known as "Hex", or "Halex". |
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| − | + | Halexandrey's fans chant "Hex 'em, Halex!" when she is up to bat. Halexandrey has been trying for years to get people to yell "Apex Predator!" when she is up, but it has never caught on. | |
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=== Allegations === | === Allegations === | ||
There are rumors going around that Hex eats the bodies of incinerated players. According to her lawyer, these allegations are false and there is no evidence to support any claims of attacking or eating rival players, dead or alive. | There are rumors going around that Hex eats the bodies of incinerated players. According to her lawyer, these allegations are false and there is no evidence to support any claims of attacking or eating rival players, dead or alive. | ||
Revision as of 21:55, 1 September 2020
A Good Girl
Halexandrey Walton is a coyote that wandered into center field through the gap left by the loss of Sosa Elftower, who was incinerated on the 64th day of Season 2. Halexandrey described her recruitment process in this interview given during post-season Party Time.
Halexandrey was not given opposable thumbs when blessed by the blaseball gods, and therefore bats with her mouth. She became an outfielder after complaints that she was biting rival players that reached her base. Because she cannot throw a ball, she just catches it in her mouth and runs it to where it needs to go.
Halexandrey is sometimes known as "Hex", or "Halex".
Chants
Halexandrey's fans chant "Hex 'em, Halex!" when she is up to bat. Halexandrey has been trying for years to get people to yell "Apex Predator!" when she is up, but it has never caught on.
Allegations
There are rumors going around that Hex eats the bodies of incinerated players. According to her lawyer, these allegations are false and there is no evidence to support any claims of attacking or eating rival players, dead or alive.
