Greer Lott
Greer Lott is a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers. Lott has been a member of the team since Season 1. Lott is also a regular activist for human rights, community leader in Sunken Halifax, and one of the least active members of the team. Lott's appearance is regularly disputed.
Appearance
Lott regularly appears at Talkers games in the form of a self-standing, cardboard cutout of a nondescript human woman. In some exceptions, she manifests as a fully-fledged, three-dimensional humanoid; these appearances have been her best-performing games to date. In these particular appearances, her features are masked by camera angles and her uniform's hat, but some details have been ascertained. At the time of writing, it has not been confirmed whether the humanoid is Lott, or the cardboard cutout.
Rumors
There are multiple rumors as to Lott's appearance, largely speculation by fans, Internet gossip , and unpaid paparazzi. The most commonly agreed upon are:
- The idea that she is, in fact, not a cardboard cutout.
- She has two tattoo sleeves on either arm, one depicting some sort of colorful landscape, the other regularly obscured.
- A lack of eyes underneath the brim of her uniform's hat.
- Sharp teeth.
As these are speculative rumors, any reports on Greer Lott's actual appearance should be taken with a healthy criticism.
Education
Lott Graduated from Bishop's University in 2006 with a Bachelor's of Business. Lott pitched for the Gaiters in the Canadian University League for all six years of her undergrad, holding an impressive record for only winning one and a half games in the entire time.
Upon hearing the words "Purple Jesus", Lott is known to look into the middle distance and mumble.
