Greer Gwiffin

Greer Gwiffin
Basic Information
Team	Seattle Garages
Status	Alive, Well
Biographical Details
Age	Parked at 57

Greer Gwiffin is a batter for the Seattle Garages. He is also a wereowl, podcaster, and utility free-reed player for the Pacific Northwest Good-Time Prop Bet Players.

Gwiffin joined the Garages after Tiana Cash's incineration on Season 3 Day 47, contributing an RBI single in the fourth inning of a 6-3 win against the Houston Spies. Shortly thereafter, he was voted as the Garages' official weed guy, since he claims to "know a guy."

Personal life

Prior to joining the Garages, Gwiffin was crashing on various Seattle-area couches "while [he] sorts some things out." He has referred to his singledom as being "in between divorces." He also hosts a splorts betting podcast called You Bet! with Greer Gwiffin, which some have called "incoherent" and "the ramblings of the worst sharp in this universe or the next."

In 1973, Gwiffin was arrested in Swisher County, Texas for possession of a controlled substance after police found marijuana in his van. He has harbored a distrust of the police ever since.