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Greer Gwiffin is a batter for the Seattle Garages.^[1] He is also a wereowl, podcaster, habitual fail dad, and utility free-reed player for the Pacific Northwest Good-Time Prop Bet Players.

Gwiffin joined the Garages after Tiana Cash's incineration on Season 3 Day 47, contributing an RBI single in the fourth inning of a 6-3 win against the Houston Spies.^[2] Shortly thereafter, he was voted as the Garages' official weed guy, since he claims to "know a guy." Gwiffin has also agreed to take the fall if the team's bus is caught with weed on board again.

Personal life

Prior to joining the Garages, Gwiffin was crashing on various Seattle-area couches "while [he] sorted some things out." He has referred to his singledom as being "in between divorces." He also hosted a splorts betting podcast called You Bet! with Greer Gwiffin, which some have called "incoherent" and "the ramblings of the worst sharp in this universe or the next." Despite this criticism, You Bet! is a popular podcast, it's success is often attributed to it's "white noise like" qualities, making it commonly used as sleep aide.

While Gwiffin claim's his weed comes from a "guy" he "knows", it's speculated he is actually supplying his own home-grown weed. This speculation comes from the rather poor quality of the weed, and Gwiffin's history of complaining that "modern weed is too strong".

In 1973, Gwiffin was arrested in Swisher County, Texas for possession of a controlled substance after police found marijuana in his van. He has harbored a distrust of the police ever since.

Controversies

Gwiffin is currently in a contract dispute with premium masculine soap monthly delivery service StinkoBox, following the announcement that, in accordance with Internet League Blaseball regulations regarding players gambling, You Bet! would end its run.

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-{{Player|team=Seattle Garages|rating=★★1/2|status=Alive, Well|age=Parked at 57|marital_status=Very divorced|image1=Greer_Gwiffin.png|age=57(?)}}'''Greer Gwiffin''' is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]].<ref>https://blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Facts/Lore_Disambiguation_Guide</ref> He is also a wereowl, podcaster, habitual fail dad, and utility free-reed player for [[The Garages|the Pacific Northwest Good-Time Prop Bet Players]].
+{{Player|team=Seattle Garages|rating=★★1/2|status=Alive, Well|marital_status=Very divorced|image1=Greer_Gwiffin.png|age=57(?)}}
+'''Greer Gwiffin''' is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]].<ref>https://blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Facts/Lore_Disambiguation_Guide</ref> He is also a wereowl, podcaster, habitual fail dad, and utility free-reed player for [[The Garages|the Pacific Northwest Good-Time Prop Bet Players]].
 Gwiffin joined the Garages after [[Tiana Cash]]'s [[Incineration|incineration]] on [[Season 3]] Day 47, contributing an RBI single in the fourth inning of a 6-3 win against the [[Houston Spies]].<ref>https://blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Facts/Lore_Disambiguation_Guide</ref> Shortly thereafter, he was voted as the Garages' official weed guy, since he claims to "know a guy." Gwiffin has also agreed to take the fall if the team's bus is caught with weed on board again.