Glolfbot

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Glolfbot is a system of AIs based of deceased Glolfers. Each System Member is a Junior Groundskeeper for The Pillars

Early History

Somewhere in the Core, one lone Mechanic on a drunken bet one siesta created a program made to simulate a universe where Glolf won the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict, luckily for the Core's "No gods" rule this mech wasn't incinerated on the spot as they worked. Somewhere during this simulated Glolf experience, the glolfers playing somehow became sentient beings. Completely unaware they were in a simulation, many Opens were held, with multiple rips in the simulated time-space fabric. This all expanded to some extreme Fox-Based Apocalyse which made the glolfers realize they were in fact in a simulation. After the fact, many Core Mechanics pitched in to use one of Gia Holbrook's bodies to house the multiple glolfers who wanted to explore the world outside their simulation. Unfortunately, due to a lack of robotc bodies, and more importantly, the fact that their combined glolfyness kept them from ceasing to exist. all glolfers had to share one body for the duration of their stay in the outside world.