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Emmett Internet is a batter^[1] for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Internet has been a member of the team since Season 1. Their batting stance is unconventional, but they are known to be an incredibly patient hitter, sometimes waiting years for the right pitch.

Official League Records

Internet currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Tragic backstory

Growing up in the SFJPEJSCMXOIKO suburb of the Hellmouth, Emmett was a bright-eyed and cheerful child, honing their catching and digestive skills by playing games of the charming local pastime "Get Rocks Thrown At You", the influence of which can still be seen in their tendency to eat the blaseball the one time every three years that the Sunbeam pitchers manage to successfully throw it their way.

Emmett achieved their current shapeless, friendly form after accidentally inventing computers at the age of fifteen, and inadvertently entering a pact that exchanged their body for a "cloud" on which the new Internet would be born. In theory, the sheer amount of sensitive and personal data stored on their incorporeal databanks would grant them unmatched power, if only they could read.

Personal Life

Internet was seen going on a date with Hades Tigers batter Ren Morin during the season 3 post-season.

Some suggest that there exists a passionate rivalry between Internet and Tigers batter Jessica Telephone due to their inability to exist in the same place at the same time, though the exact nature of their relationship is unknown.

Fan Art

Emmett's season 2 blaseball clard, by discord user Ephesos
Emmett's walkup music, by discord user OmySpy

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-{{Player|team=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|rating=★★★|species=friend :->|status=Alive}}Emmett Internet is a batter<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref> for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
+{{Player|team=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|rating=★★★|species=friend :->|status=Alive}}'''Emmett Internet''' is a batter<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref> for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Internet has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. Their batting stance is unconventional, but they are known to be an incredibly patient hitter, sometimes waiting years for the right pitch.
+== Official League Records==
+Internet currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.
+{{Community Lore}}
-Their batting stance is unconventional, but they are known to be an incredibly patient hitter, sometimes waiting years for the right pitch.
+==Tragic backstory==
+Growing up in the SFJPEJSCMXOIKO suburb of the Hellmouth, Emmett was a bright-eyed and cheerful child, honing their catching and digestive skills by playing games of the charming local pastime "Get Rocks Thrown At You", the influence of which can still be seen in their tendency to eat the blaseball the one time every three years that the Sunbeam pitchers manage to successfully throw it their way.
+Emmett achieved their current shapeless, friendly form after accidentally inventing computers at the age of fifteen, and inadvertently entering a pact that exchanged their body for a "cloud" on which the new Internet would be born. In theory, the sheer amount of sensitive and personal data stored on their incorporeal databanks would grant them unmatched power, if only they could read.
-Emmett Internet was seen going on a date with [[Hades Tigers]] batter [[Ren Morin]] during the season 3 post-season.<br />
+==Personal Life==
-== Tragic backstory ==
+Internet was seen going on a date with [[Hades Tigers]] batter [[Ren Morin]] during the season 3 post-season.
-Growing up in the SFJPEJSCMXOIKO suburb of the Hellmouth, Emmett was a bright-eyed and cheerful child, honing their catching and digestive skills by playing games of the charming local pastime "Get Rocks Thrown At You", the influence of which can still be seen in their tendency to eat the blaseball the one time every three years that the Sunbeam pitchers manage to successfully throw it their way.
-Emmett achieved their current shapeless, friendly form after accidentally inventing computers at the age of fifteen, and inadvertently entering a pact that exchanged their body for a "cloud" on which the new Internet would be born. In theory, the sheer amount of sensitive and personal data stored on their incorporeal databanks would grant them unmatched power, if only they could read.
+Some suggest that there exists a passionate rivalry between Internet and Tigers batter [[Jessica Telephone]] due to their inability to exist in the same place at the same time, though the exact nature of their relationship is unknown.
-You can click websites and read articles online :)
-== Fan Art ==
+==Fan Art==
 <gallery>
 emmett-internet.png|Emmett's season 2 blaseball clard, by discord user Ephesos
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 [[Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 [[Category:Players]]
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