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− | soulscream= IHEOAIHEOAIAOAIAAOAIAAHOAUXHOAUXHIOAOIIOAOIIEAAHAEAAHAEEHIAHEHIAHEIOAAIIOAAIIIEAXHIEAXHIHAAHEHAAHEH|species=friend :->|status=Alive|image1=Emmett-Tlopps-Clard.png}} | + | soulscream= IHEOAIHEOAIAOAIAAOAIAAHOAUXHOAUXHIOAOIIOAOIIEAAHAEAAHAEEHIAHEHIAHEIOAAIIOAAIIIEAXHIEAXHIHAAHEHAAHEH|species=friend :->|status=Alive|image1=Emmett-Tlopps-Clard.png}}'''Emmett Internet''' is a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Internet has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. Their batting stance is unconventional, but they are known to be an incredibly patient hitter, sometimes waiting years for the right pitch. |
− | '''Emmett Internet''' is a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. Internet has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. Their batting stance is unconventional, but they are known to be an incredibly patient hitter, sometimes waiting years for the right pitch. | ||
==Official League Records == | ==Official League Records == | ||
Internet currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks. | Internet currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks. | ||
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{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
− | Internet was seen going on a date with [[Hades Tigers]] batter [[Ren Morin]] during the | + | Internet was seen going on a date with [[Hades Tigers]] batter [[Ren Morin]] during the season 3 post-season. |
Some suggest that there exists a passionate rivalry between Internet and Tigers batter [[Jessica Telephone]] due to their inability to exist in the same place at the same time, though the exact nature of their relationship is unknown. | Some suggest that there exists a passionate rivalry between Internet and Tigers batter [[Jessica Telephone]] due to their inability to exist in the same place at the same time, though the exact nature of their relationship is unknown. | ||
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Emmett achieved their current shapeless, friendly form after accidentally inventing computers at the age of fifteen, and inadvertently entering a pact that exchanged their body for a "cloud" on which the new Internet would be born. In theory, the sheer amount of sensitive and personal data stored on their incorporeal databanks would grant them unmatched power, if only they could read. | Emmett achieved their current shapeless, friendly form after accidentally inventing computers at the age of fifteen, and inadvertently entering a pact that exchanged their body for a "cloud" on which the new Internet would be born. In theory, the sheer amount of sensitive and personal data stored on their incorporeal databanks would grant them unmatched power, if only they could read. | ||
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== Personality == | == Personality == | ||
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Emmett is well known online as a notorious digital pirate. He still uses Limewire and ''always'' seeds torrents. Other players have asked him to burn illegal mixtape CDs for them, but he always ends up melting them due to "UNCLEAR INSTRUCTIONS". The [[Garages]] dislike him because he doesn't pay for their music. | Emmett is well known online as a notorious digital pirate. He still uses Limewire and ''always'' seeds torrents. Other players have asked him to burn illegal mixtape CDs for them, but he always ends up melting them due to "UNCLEAR INSTRUCTIONS". The [[Garages]] dislike him because he doesn't pay for their music. | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
− | Emmett-internet.png|Emmett's | + | Emmett-internet.png|Emmett's season 2 blaseball clard, by discord user Ephesos |
− | EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg|Emmett's walkup music, by | + | EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg|Emmett's walkup music, by discord user OmySpy|link=File:EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg |
Emmett-Tlopps-Clard.png|by discord user SonnenstrAAL | Emmett-Tlopps-Clard.png|by discord user SonnenstrAAL | ||
− | Sketch1596745159109.png| | + | Sketch1596745159109.png|By twitter user @VVVisection |
− | Ghjhgjghjghjgjghjghjg.jpg|by | + | Ghjhgjghjghjgjghjghjg.jpg|emmet by @churgalax |
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[[Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams]] | [[Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams]] | ||
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Revision as of 14:52, 30 August 2020
Emmett Internet is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Internet has been a member of the team since Season 1. Their batting stance is unconventional, but they are known to be an incredibly patient hitter, sometimes waiting years for the right pitch.
Official League Records
Internet currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Internet was seen going on a date with Hades Tigers batter Ren Morin during the season 3 post-season.
Some suggest that there exists a passionate rivalry between Internet and Tigers batter Jessica Telephone due to their inability to exist in the same place at the same time, though the exact nature of their relationship is unknown.
Tragic Backstory
Growing up in the SFJPEJSCMXOIKO suburb of the Hellmouth, Emmett was a bright-eyed and cheerful child, honing their catching and digestive skills by playing games of the charming local pastime "Get Rocks Thrown At You", the influence of which can still be seen in their tendency to eat the blaseball the one time every three years that the Sunbeam pitchers manage to successfully throw it their way.
Emmett achieved their current shapeless, friendly form after accidentally inventing computers at the age of fifteen, and inadvertently entering a pact that exchanged their body for a "cloud" on which the new Internet would be born. In theory, the sheer amount of sensitive and personal data stored on their incorporeal databanks would grant them unmatched power, if only they could read.
Personality
Emmett is well known online as a notorious digital pirate. He still uses Limewire and always seeds torrents. Other players have asked him to burn illegal mixtape CDs for them, but he always ends up melting them due to "UNCLEAR INSTRUCTIONS". The Garages dislike him because he doesn't pay for their music.
To this day he has also never paid for Photoshop.
Gallery
Emmett's walkup music, by discord user OmySpy